NEW YORK – In what the New York Times is calling “a bear-hug of openness and transparency,” project organizers for the Ground Zero Mosque announced yesterday the inclusion of a Jihad Fantasy Camp for Kids at the future lower Manhattan facility. Organizers said that the camp would be a “learning bridge between east and...
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MIAMI, FLORIDA – Former NFL coach Jimmy Johnson is a man with a mission. His obsession with completing that mission is so consuming that it overshadows the glory and...
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WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama chided a reporter this afternoon in the Rose Garden after being asked how much worse things are expected to get. The reporter was referring...
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ATLANTIC CITY – According to friends and relatives, Frank Sinatra Jr. is getting his house in order. Neighbors peer nervously through drawn curtains as gawking motorists slow to a...
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LAS VEGAS – A confidential source inside the FBI says that they are investigating Chastity Bono, daughter of entertainers Sonny and Cher, for alleged connections to organized crime syndicates....
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“I’d been hit several times by low flying birds. They seemed focused on me, not the other band members. So when I looked up and saw the largest pigeon...
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NEW YORK – In an exclusive interview on 60 Minutes Sunday night, Hollywood superstar Mel Gibson tearfully told host Tyra Banks that his recent racial slurs about black people...
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MADISON, WISCONSIN - Secret Service agents forcibly removed Vice President Joe Biden from a Democratic fund raiser in Madison yesterday after he brutally assaulted an elderly woman. When Margaret...
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WASHINGTON – After firing Stanley McChrystal and announcing at a White House press conference that he would be replacing him with General David Petraeus, President Obama retracted his statements...
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LOS ANGELES – As the bodies pile up at the city morgue and inner city alleyways, the residents of Los Angeles continue to celebrate their Lakers’ victory in the...
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NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – Tipper Gore broke her silence this week and admitted that she and husband Al have indeed separated. In an interview with Vibe magazine, Tipper disclosed startling...
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WASHINGTON, DC – Speaking last night on the Joy Behar Show, President Obama said that he is tired of taking the blame for everything and that it was time...
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WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking revelation, veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas appeared on 60 Minutes last night and told Tyra Banks that she once “made out” with...
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ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial Day after he jumped into the...
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DALLAS, TEXAS – Top executives at 7-Eleven announced today that the company plans to implement prostate examinations into its ever growing menu of services. Speaking to a large group...
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New York – A study just released by Columbia University shows that people who lack enthusiasm, who don’t look forward to anything, who have no imagination and who don’t...
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WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced this morning that President Obama has changed his mind and decided against Elena Kagan as his choice to replace John Paul Stevens...
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GULF OF MEXICO – After a fun filled day of snorkeling and water skiing in the Gulf of Mexico, the Dunlap family is exhausted! Herb and Stella Dunlap almost...
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PHOENIX, ARIZONA – Phoenix Police Chief Jack Harris confirmed today that Phoenix police officers have detained international singing sensation, Shakira. Sheriff Deputies pulled over Shakira’s limousine en route to...
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NEW YORK – Port Authority Police handcuffed Naomi Campbell to her hospital bed at an undisclosed medical facility in New York City after being arrested at JFK International Airport...
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WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Joe Biden issued a press statement today from his bedroom at the Vice Presidential residence in Washington: “I want to apologize for my words...
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KOSCIUSKO, MISSISSIPPI – Although scientists claim that it is impossible, Oprah Winfrey producers announced today that her childhood friends, Melinda and Sandy, two cockroaches she befriended while living in...
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TOPEKA, KANSAS – The pews of the Westboro Baptist Church sat empty on Easter Sunday. The doors to the church were locked, the bells remained still. The pulpit remained...
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WASHINGTON, DC – Senior White House officials have confirmed that President Obama’s invitation to Ohio Congressman, Dennis Kucinich, to ride with him on Air Force One was indeed intended...
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GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – As Nancy Lilt washed the hair of detainee Momar Khalic Osimian Gargoylamainia Husein, she spoke with The Daily Rash about her gripe with the Obama...
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