Joe Biden Knocks Toddler Unconscious During White House Easter Egg Hunt

Joe Biden Knocks Toddler Unconscious During White House Easter Egg Hunt

WASHINGTON – The fun and frolic of the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was cut short Monday morning after a four year-old girl was knocked unconscious by Vice President Biden. The little girl has been identified as Brittany...
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Al Sharpton Urges Vladimir Putin To Take Obama Horseback Riding

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This afternoon Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared on MSNBC with Reverend Al Sharpton to discuss the turmoil in Ukraine. Following is a transcript of that interview which airs tomorrow night on MSNBC’s, PoliticsNation. AL SHARPTON:  My guest tonight is...
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MSNBC Commentators Fawn Over Michelle Obama’s Buttocks

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In the final moments of taping his show on MSNBC today, Chris Matthews invited several of the network’s commentators to pay tribute to Michelle Obama. Following is a transcript of that discussion which will air tonight on MSNBC. CHRIS...
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Joe Biden Admits Taking Viagra Before Attending State of the Union Address

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WASHINGTON – During Tuesday night’s State of the Union address Vice President Biden admitted to Speaker of the House John Boehner that he’d accidentally taken Viagra pills before arriving for the event. This morning, after giving a talk on...
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Chris Christie’s Staff Blames Bridge Closing on Anti-Islam Video

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TRENTON – This afternoon staff members loyal to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie alleged that the September closing of traffic lanes leading to the George Washington bridge was the result of a spontaneous reaction to an anti-Islam YouTube video....
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Obama Appoints Reverend Al Sharpton Global Warming Czar

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WASHINGTON – During this morning’s White House briefing Jay Carney confirmed President Obama will appoint Al Sharpton to be the administration’s new Global Warming Czar. Carney said the president was astonished at the scientific brilliance Sharpton displayed when he...
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Al Gore Trapped in Blizzard En Route to Climate Fundraiser

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CHICAGO – Former vice president and current global warming superstar, Albert Arnold Gore Jr., was trapped in his limousine on Chicago’s Lake Shore Drive last night for thirty minutes after the limo slid into a twelve foot snowbank. Although...
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Al Sharpton Slams Michelle Obama: ‘You Cock-Blocked the President!’

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KAILUA, Hawaii – The White House was so impressed with Michelle Obama’s guest spot on Al Sharpton’s afternoon radio...
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Obama Welcomes America’s First Transgender Baby to White House

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WASHINGTON – This afternoon top administration officials and celebrities joined President and Mrs. Obama in welcoming America’s first transgender...
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John Kerry Enters Rehab After White House Stages Botox Intervention

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WASHINGTON – This morning the White House acknowledged that President Obama invited John Kerry to Thanksgiving dinner last week...
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President Obama Awards Himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom

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WASHINGTON – On Wednesday President Obama presented awards to seventeen honorees of the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The medal...
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Biden: ‘Obama Doesn’t Lie. He’s an Articulate & Clean African American’

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WASHINGTON – What was supposed to have been a friendly town hall meeting for Vice President Biden with senior...
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Al Sharpton’s New Book Sells Over a Dozen Copies in Less Than a Month

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NEW YORK – Reverend Al Sharpton’s new book, “The Rejected Stone: Al Sharpton and the Path to American Leadership”...
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Obama and Biden Caught Making Fun of Health Care Law on Hot Mic

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WASHINGTON – To the dismay of democrats and republicans alike, a CNN cameraman with a live mic recorded President...
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Joe Biden Denies Asking Vladimir Putin to be Running Mate in 2016

WASHINGTON – During his interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s Hardball, Vice President Biden was asked about rumors circulating Washington that he asked Russian President Putin to be his running mate in the 2016 presidential race. Following is a transcript of that conversation. CHRIS MATTHEWS:  My guest tonight is the vice president of the...

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Alec Baldwin Shocks Dinner Guests, Calls New Baby ‘Dirty Little Whore’

NEW YORK – An intimate dinner party held at Alec Baldwin’s Manhattan home last night ended prematurely after Baldwin’s newborn baby daughter threw-up on his shirt. According to guests who attended the dinner, Baldwin’s alarming reaction towards his baby made them so uncomfortable they were forced to make a hasty departure before dinner was...

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Obama Asks Putin for Help Passing Immigration Reform Through Congress

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed today that President Obama has reached out to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his effort to get immigration reform passed in Congress this year. During an appearance on CBS This Morning, National Security Adviser Susan Rice said the administration has the utmost confidence the Russian president can muster...

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New York City Parents Elated About Morning-After Pill For 11-Year-Olds

“It’s just a wonderful feeling knowing my government cares enough about our children to provide them with the emergency birth control I didn’t have access to when I was in 6th grade.”     –  Linda “Sunny” Rothchild, NYC NEW YORK – New York City mayoral candidate, Christine Quinn, says she’s open to allowing middle-school girls...

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Obama Furious After Vladimir Putin Unfriends Him on Facebook

WASHINGTON – The turmoil that was generated between Russia and the United States after President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to Edward Snowden last month escalated even further when President Obama cancelled his private meeting with the Russian president before September’s G-20 conference of world economic leaders in St. Petersburg. But the delicate fragments of...

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Al Sharpton Asks George Zimmerman, ‘Do You Want to Shoot Me?’

In a bewildering turn of events that has rocked the world of cable news, George Zimmerman agreed to an interview with Reverend Al Sharpton on MSNBC. The following transcript of the no-holds-barred interview which airs tonight on Sharpton’s show, PoliticsNation, was leaked by an anonymous source inside MSNBC. AL SHARPTON:  George Zimmerman, you are my exclusive...

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Anthony Weiner Campaign Ad May Violate Obscenity Laws

WASHINGTON – Just hours after his campaign manager resigned Monday afternoon, New York City mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner released a controversial campaign ad that has television station managers up in arms, unsure whether airing the 60 second spot violates FCC regulations on decency. Sources from several TV stations say the campaign commercial begins with...

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President Obama’s Stunning Admission: ‘White Part of Me is Racist’

NEW YORK – During his appearance on ‘The View’ this morning, President Obama joked about the size of his ears (“My wife says she can hear the ocean in them!”), spoke earnestly about tackling global warming and showed heartfelt concern about violence in the Middle East. But when the conversation turned to the acquittal...

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President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud

WASHINGTON – Early this morning North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un took to his Twitter account and began a rash of disparaging taunts directed at President Barack Obama. After a year of clownish bravado from the young dictator that included nuclear threats, few were surprised that he would attempt to provoke the president with denigrating...

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Al Sharpton: The Obama Interview

WASHINGTON – Before embarking on his trip to Africa on Wednesday, President Obama stopped by NBC studios for what turned out to be a surprisingly candid interview with Reverend Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript of that interview which will air on MSNBC tonight. AL SHARPTON:  I want to extend to your condolences a...

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Crocs – Shoes for People Who’ve Given Up

New York – The surprising results of a study just released by Columbia University shows that a vast majority of people who wear Crocs shoes lack enthusiasm, don’t look forward to anything, are unimaginative and don’t have anything worthwhile to say. The study also found that women who wear Crocs shoes routinely disregard shaving...

NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos ‘Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!’

NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos ‘Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!’

NEW YORK – In an editorial earlier this week the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle at Martha’s Vinyard, at one point exclaiming the president was “an example of rugged masculinity gone wild!” The newspaper derided critics of the president, even suggesting that John Boehner and Karl Rove...

thedailyrash.comMother-in-Law Jokes Sully Supreme Court Gay Marriage Hearings

WASHINGTON – Midway through the second day of Supreme Court arguments on same sex...

Al Sharpton Educates Pope Francis on Race, Sissies and Prison Showers Al Sharpton Educates Pope Francis on Race, Sissies and Prison Showers

VATICAN CITY – In a somewhat startling turn of events today, Reverend Al Sharpton...

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NASHVILLE – Former Vice President Al Gore lashed out at the Vatican this morning,...

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WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that because of the automatic spending...

Joe Biden: ‘It’s Just Easier to Blow Someone’s Brains Out with a Shotgun’ Joe Biden: ‘It’s Just Easier to Blow Someone’s Brains Out with a Shotgun’

WASHINGTON – While participating in an online forum on Facebook this week, Vice President...

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WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that pop star Beyonce accepted an...

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MINNEAPOLIS – The White House was still responding to questions yesterday morning about the...

Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic

WASHINGTON – At last night’s White House State Dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion...

Inaugural CheerleadersThe Addition of Cheerleaders at Obama Inauguration Fails to Boost TV Ratings

WASHINGTON – For the first time in the history of American presidential inaugurations, cheerleaders...

Hillary & AlAl Sharpton Talks with Hillary Clinton about Benghazi, Blood Clots and Bill’s Penis

NEW YORK – In her first interview since stepping down as Secretary of State,...

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WASHINGTON – Chloe Sanders, a twenty year-old undecided voter from Baltimore, was visiting the...

PoliticsNationAl Sharpton and Joe Biden Discuss Obama’s Ramrod Backbone

WASHINGTON – Following Tuesday night’s debate between President Obama and Mitt Romney, Vice President...