LOS ANGELES – International rock star and celebrity Gordon Sumner, better known around the world as Sting, admitted on the Tyra Banks Show last week that for the past twenty-five years he’s been having an affair with himself. Audience members gasped, some even running from the studio holding their...
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WASHINGTON – Late last night North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un took to his Twitter account and began a rash of disparaging taunts directed at President Barack Obama. After several weeks of nuclear threats from the young dictator, few were surprised that he would attempt to provoke the president with...
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WASHINGTON – In June of 2012 MSNBC news anchor Reverend Al Sharpton grilled Attorney General Eric Holder on everything from Fast and Furious to racism. Following is a transcript of that interview: AL SHARPTON: Welcome Mr. Secretary General of Defense. It’s a pleasure to sponsor you on my show....
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MALIBU, CALIFORNIA – For the rest of his life actor Gary Busey says he wants to discipline children. Last year the Associated Press reported that for several months Busey experienced an uneasy feeling growing inside him. The actor told a reporter he became aware of dramatic changes in himself...
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SAN FRANCISCO – Representatives for the McDonald’s Corporation met with members of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors yesterday hoping to settle their dispute over the sale of Happy Meals in San Francisco. Last week the Board of Supervisors voted to pass a law severely curtailing the practice of...
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NEW YORK – Not everyone is complaining about the Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) “pat-down” procedures. During a time in which thousands of Americans share their dissatisfaction with being groped and prodded, fondled and squeezed at airports, filmmaker Michael Moore is calling for Americans to “lighten up” and “enjoy” what...
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GLENDALE, CALIFORNIA – The much anticipated debut of MTV’s “I’m Thirteen and I Have Gonorrhea” is scheduled to air this summer on Sunday Nights. After the heralded success of “16 and Pregnant,” MTV hopes to capitalize on what it considers the fastest growing demographic in America – dysfunctional families...
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New York – A study just released by Columbia University shows that a vast majority of the people who...
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WASHINGTON – The fun and frolic of the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was cut short on Monday...
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WASHINGTON – Midway through the second day of Supreme Court arguments on same sex marriage, Chief Justice John Roberts...
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VATICAN CITY – In a somewhat startling turn of events today, Reverend Al Sharpton managed to obtain approval from...
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NASHVILLE – Former Vice President Al Gore lashed out at the Vatican this morning, calling the tradition of releasing...
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WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that because of the automatic spending cuts known as sequestration, President...
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WASHINGTON – While participating in an online forum on Facebook this week, Vice President Biden was asked whether law-abiding...
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NEW YORK – In an editorial on Monday the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle, at one point exclaiming the president was “an example of rugged masculinity gone wild!” The newspaper derided critics of the president, even suggesting that John Boehner and Karl Rove try competing with him...
WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that pop star Beyonce accepted its invitation to perform at the State of the Union address. According to a post on President Obama’s Facebook page, when the president reaches the Speaker’s rostrum in the House chamber to deliver his speech, Beyonce will descend from the rafters of...
MINNEAPOLIS – The White House was still responding to questions yesterday morning about the photo released last week of President Obama firing his shotgun. When asked by reporters why the White House would circulate the photograph three days prior to Obama’s trip to Minnesota to give a speech on gun violence, Press Secretary Jay...
WASHINGTON – At last night’s White House state dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, Vice President Biden managed to ignite a bit of a firestorm during his address to the honoree and distinguished guests. After thanking Mayor Barry for his public service and congratulating him on his many accomplishments, the vice president strayed...
Prince Charles & Camilla Partied with Charlie Sheen on Eve of Royal WeddingLONDON – Buckingham Palace is buzzing today after news was leaked that Prince Charles...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Toss Children Off Bridge in UzbekistanUZBEKISTAN – A shocked group of citizens in the city of Tashkent told police...
Tyra Banks Brings Meatloaf to His KneesNEW YORK – In what has become her signature maneuver as an investigative journalist,...
Elizabeth Taylor Challenged Charlie Sheen to Try and Out-Party HerBEVERLY HILLS – Several weeks before she passed away a defiant Elizabeth Taylor lashed...
