TORONTO, CANADA – Last week Harlequin Enterprises shocked the world of Romance novels when they announced that they were not renewing their long standing contract with Italian model Fabio.  When word began to spread that Fabio was finished, the Romance novel world began to... »

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – Talbert Wilcox, who was recently charged with the bludgeoning-stabbing-shooting and kicking death of Marshall Dimmrod, has pleaded not guilty to murder in the first degree. Mr. Wilcox told Judge Ronnie Kilcrease that he did kill Marshall Dimmrod (who he’d known since... »

WASHINGTON – First Lady Michelle Obama spoke over the weekend at a gathering of physicians and nutritionists at a forum about childhood obesity. The First Lady wore one of her sleeveless garments that allowed her toned arms to mesmerize awestruck attendees. As the First... »

WASHINGTON – In what many consider to be a tasteless joke, Vice President Joe Biden made fun of Ash Wednesday yesterday at a press conference with President Obama. Afterward, President Obama said that he was not aware of “Joe’s antics” behind him while he... »

LOS ANGELES – When David Caruso appeared last week on the Tyra Banks Show, Tyra asked him at the end of their short interview, “David, how come you’re facing away from me?” Caruso stood up, put on his sunglasses and said, “Because Tyra….I always... »

PAYSON, UTAH – A lawyer for Gary Coleman filed stalking charges against Mick Jagger and Charlie Watts early today at the Payson County Courthouse. According to affidavits, Coleman is seeking a restraining order against Jagger and Watts. He also seeks five million dollars for... »

NEW ORLEANS, LA – The New Orleans Saints beat the Indianapolis Colts yesterday in Miami to become the Super Bowl Champions of the National Football League. When the game ended, patrons at French Quarter bars on Bourbon Street celebrated by gathering on the street.... »

LOS ANGELES – Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck looked at each other and smiled as screams drowned out their attempts to speak at Tuesday’s Bold Fresh tour de force in Tampa. Bras and underpants sailed through the air, landing sporadically on stage as the... »

SNOW CAMP, N.C. – Staffers for Senator-elect Scott Brown confirmed today that former Senator John Edwards has been attempting to contact Mr. Brown’s oldest daughter Ayla. Sources inside the Senator’s inner circle say that Senator Brown has been very patient with John Edwards even... »

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In his State of the Union speech last night, President Barack Obama scolded the American public for “not hoping hard enough.” Flanked by Vice President Joseph Biden and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, President Obama pulled no punches with his... »

WASHINGTON, DC – Senior White House officials confirmed today that the administration wants to appoint former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Said al-Sahhaf, as temporary Press Secretary. Better known throughout the world as Baghdad Bob, Mr. Al-Sahhaf has not officially accepted the temporary position. A... »

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – Brett Favre hobbled off the field grimacing and moaning, clutching various parts of his body and screaming his mother’s name. He shuffled off the field of the Louisiana Superdome having lost the NFC Championship to the New Orleans Saints. As... »

WASHINGTON, DC – Whispers in the Capital building are echoing through the halls of congress today. After Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters that she doesn’t have the votes to pass a health care bill, Harry Reid’s phones began ringing off the... »

PORT AU PRINCE, HAITI – Chelsea Clinton plans to do her part to raise money for Haitian relief efforts by hosting a special Spin-class in Port Au Prince. Chelsea arrived in Haiti on Tuesday with former President William Jefferson Clinton. She asked to join her... »

Virginia Beach, Virginia – Pat Robertson went on the 700 Club earlier today and apologized for his comments about Haiti after the country was destroyed by an earthquake Tuesday. He told a television camera that earlier in the day he’d received a copy of... »

LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK – MSNBC news commentator Keith Olbermann was evicted from his Mother’s basement by Suffolk County Police yesterday. Olbermann, who is about to turn fifty one years old, has lived in the basement for over thirty- two years. According to neighbors,... »

WHITTIER, CA – In what appears to be a freak accident, a man inadvertently decapitated his own son while swinging at a pitch during a neighborhood softball game. Nine year old Carl Carson Jr. was taken to Whittier Memorial Hospital by family members who... »

LAS VEGAS – As the flame begins to flicker on his fifteen minute candle, Levi Johnston held a press conference at Palace Station Hotel and Casino to announce the opening of his new company, Frontier Diaper Service. At least twenty two people, mostly elderly... »

GRETNA, LA – From the bowels of the Jefferson Parish Correctional Facility a faint thump could be heard through the stone walls. Some inmates strained to hear what might be playing from beneath the stone floors as other inmates engaged in verbal assaults and... »

NEW YORK – CBS anchor Katie Couric announced today that in February she will have a pap smear “live” on the CBS Evening News. She has asked the FCC for permission to show explicit graphics of the medical procedure so that people can see... »

RENO, NV – At his divorce hearing today, Randall Lewinski told a judge that he was a heterosexual man who participated in homosexual activities, but only when he was impersonating Elvis Presley. He informed the court that it was only when he was Elvis... »

Washington, DC – The White House announced today that another Obama speechwriter has died from exhaustion. Anderson Bartholomew Andersen Jr. was found lying on the floor of his Washington, DC office. District of Columbia M.E. spokesperson, David Ogden Russell, read a statement to reporters: “Anderson... »