ATLANTIC CITY – According to friends and relatives, Frank Sinatra Jr. is getting his house in order. Neighbors peer nervously through drawn curtains as gawking motorists slow to a crawl- hoping to catch a peek of Frank Sinatra’s only son. According to his gardener, ever since doctors told him that he was going to...
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LAS VEGAS – A confidential source inside the FBI says that they are investigating Chastity Bono, daughter of entertainers Sonny and Cher, for alleged connections to organized crime syndicates. The source said that Chastity Bono may hold a high position of power in the chain of command that comprises the families that rule organized...
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“I’d been hit several times by low flying birds. They seemed focused on me, not the other band members. So when I looked up and saw the largest pigeon hovering over me, I knew I was being targeted! The big bird hovered for a moment and then he turned his head and dipped into...
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NEW YORK – In an exclusive interview on 60 Minutes Sunday night, Hollywood superstar Mel Gibson tearfully told host Tyra Banks that his recent racial slurs about black people were taken out of context. As tears dripped down his face, Gibson came across as a man desperate for redemption and understanding. With her usual...
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ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial Day after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and proceeded to urinate. When the incident occurred, holiday revelers ran towards Disney security team members as parents attempted to...
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PHOENIX, ARIZONA – Phoenix Police Chief Jack Harris confirmed today that Phoenix police officers have detained international singing sensation, Shakira. Sheriff Deputies pulled over Shakira’s limousine en route to Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. Witnesses say that Shakira was shocked when the police politely asked her to remove herself from the limousine and to produce...
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NEW YORK – Port Authority Police handcuffed Naomi Campbell to her hospital bed at an undisclosed medical facility in New York City after being arrested at JFK International Airport Thursday night. Miss Campbell is being charged with aggravated assault, verbal intimidation and disorderly conduct. Criminal defense attorney Nigel Nottingham represents Miss Campbell. He assured...
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KOSCIUSKO, MISSISSIPPI – Although scientists claim that it is impossible, Oprah Winfrey producers announced today that her childhood friends, Melinda and Sandy, two cockroaches she befriended while living in poverty as a child, were found alive last week in Mississippi. Cecil Baker lives down the street from the house where Oprah was raised in...
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HONOLULU, HAWAII – When Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on the Tyra Banks Show yesterday, it was several minutes into the interview before Tyra noticed he only had one arm. Even then, she was unaware that Chapman had been in possession of both arms until just a few days before the taping. Duane “Dog” Chapman...
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LOS ANGELES – When David Caruso appeared last week on the Tyra Banks Show, Tyra asked him at the end of their short interview, “David, how come you’re facing away from me?” Caruso stood up, put on his sunglasses and said, “Because Tyra….I always face Mecca.” Caruso then walked off stage and the show...
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