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		<title>NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos &#8220;Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; In an editorial Monday, New York Times editors gushed over recent photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle, at one point calling Obama an &#8220;example of rugged masculinity gone wild!&#8221; The column derided critics of the president, even suggesting that John Boehner or Carl Rove try competing with President Obama in a macho sport (such as rugby or ultimate fighting) rather than &#8220;ridicule him from afar like sissies.&#8221; The ladies on daytime television&#8217;s The View tapped into the photo hysteria, with Joy Behar telling the audience &#8220;If Obama rode his bike into my neighborhood, I&#8217;d force him to have sex with me in the street!&#8221; Whoopie Goldberg high-fived Behar and then Barbara Walters stood up and began grinding her hips, much to the delight of the screaming audience. MSNBC&#8217;s Chris Mathews showed the Obama bike photographs on his show Hardball. He appeared flustered as he spoke of the photos to guests. &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you, when I saw these pictures, I got a warm feeling up my inner thigh and into my groin. And believe you me, my wife took advantage of that situation&#8230;if you know what I mean!&#8221; The furor over the release of the bicycle photographs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Large Naked Pedophile Celebrates Release of Roman Polanski at Chuck E. Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEAVERTON, OREGON &#8211; Rod Sterling has been the assistant manager of Beaverton&#8217;s Chuck E. Cheese restaurant for eleven years. He&#8217;s had to deal with surly children, spilled drinks and crying toddlers. He&#8217;s helped burp babies, break up fights and calm impatient mothers. But for all his experiences in his eleven years as assistant manager of Beaverton&#8217;s Chuck E. Cheese, Rod had yet to encounter any naked pedophiles picnicking outside the entrance of his restaurant before. &#8220;Hell, I thought I&#8217;d seen it all before today!&#8221; Rod carped as he puffed on his Camel non-filter. &#8220;I&#8217;ve wrestled with drunk Dads, fought off amorous Moms and been kicked you know where by four year old hoodlums! But yesterday was my first naked pedophile.&#8221; Rod flipped his cigarette into the parking lot. &#8220;And I for dang sure hope he was my last!&#8221; Sigourney Ledbetter is a thirty-five year old pedophile from Yamhill, Oregon, about thirty miles southwest of Beaverton. He&#8217;s worked as an x-ray technician at a small hospital for two years. Before that Mr. Ledbetter dabbled in new age mysticism, designed simulated leather handbags and supported a variety of local causes. On Friday, Sigourney sat naked outside the entrance to Beaverton&#8217;s Chuck E [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ground Zero Mosque to Include Jihad Fantasy Camp for Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; In what the New York Times is calling &#8220;a bear-hug of openness and transparency,&#8221; project organizers for the Ground Zero Mosque announced yesterday the inclusion of a Jihad Fantasy Camp for Kids at the future lower Manhattan facility. Organizers said that the camp would be a &#8220;learning bridge between east and west.&#8221; Daisy Kahn, wife of Imam Faisal Abdul Rauf, announced the addition of the Jihad Fantasy Camp for Kids at a private party thrown by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg at Gracie Mansion. Guests included Vice president Biden, Reverend Al Sharpton, &#8220;Jersey Shores&#8221; cast member Nicole Snookie Polizzi, disgraced CBS news anchor Dan Rather, singer/actress Cher and former TV talk show host Montel Williams among others. Vice President Biden spoke at the gathering. &#8220;I&#8217;m confident that President Obama will feel the way I do about this interesting turn of events. When people talk about wanting a show of faith, a goodwill gesture on the part of these loving organizers, is there a better example than their offer of a bridge from the East to the West?&#8221; There was a smattering of applause. &#8220;I can&#8217;t hear you!&#8221; Biden yelled, and the response grew louder. &#8220;Where else but America [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coach Jimmy Johnson Working Overtime to Enlarge Your Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MIAMI, FLORIDA &#8211; Former NFL coach Jimmy Johnson is a man with a mission. His obsession with completing that mission is so consuming that it overshadows the glory and grandeur of his former college and professional football coaching days. His desire is so strong and powerful that he only sleeps three hours a night before he is up again pursuing that dream: He wants you to have a bigger penis. Sitting poolside swigging a Heineken at Miami&#8217;s luxurious Four Seasons hotel, Coach Johnson told The Daily Rash his story. &#8220;It started late last year. I&#8217;d been taking large quantities of Viagra to offset an inner terror I&#8217;d developed about getting older. Although I was walking around with a twenty-four hour erection, I was not satisfied with its size. This prompted even more anxiety. Between popping Viagra and vitamin E, I was taking mega doses of anti-anxiety pills, pills for depression and blood pressure pills on top of that. I was a mess!&#8221; Jimmy looked up as an attractive bikini clad woman walked by. He pointed his finger at her, made a clicking noise with his tongue and winked. &#8220;So anyway, it was Christmas season last year and I was having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama: Things Could Be Worse&#8230;You Could Be Burning In The Flames of Hell!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. &#8211; President Obama chided a reporter this afternoon in the Rose Garden after being asked how much worse things are expected to get. The reporter was referring to unemployment and the number of jobs lost in July. The president sighed and then admonished the reporter. &#8220;Do you know how bad things could really be? Huh?&#8221; The reporter seemed confused and stumbled over his words. &#8220;Of course you don&#8217;t! Because if you did then you wouldn&#8217;t be so smug about how bad things supposedly are.&#8221; Another reporter asked President Obama what he meant. &#8220;What do I mean? Well, imagine burning in the flames of Hell. Now that would really be bad wouldn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Murmurs filled the Rose Garden before the President spoke again. &#8220;Or imagine being decapitated by an out of control bus on the way to church!&#8221; President Obama wiped his brow. &#8220;What if you came home and found Roman Polanski babysitting your daughter? Wouldn&#8217;t that be worse than filing for another few months of unemployment benefits?&#8221; The President shrugged his shoulders. &#8220;You tell me.&#8221; As the Press Pool whispered amongst themselves, Obama continued. &#8220;Let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re home by yourself and you accidentally cut your jugular vein with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctors Warn Frank Sinatra Jr. That He&#8217;s About to Explode</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTIC CITY &#8211; According to friends and relatives, Frank Sinatra Jr. is getting his house in order. Neighbors peer nervously through drawn curtains as gawking motorists slow to a crawl- hoping to catch a peek of Frank Sinatra&#8217;s only son. According to his gardener, ever since doctors told him that he was going to explode and there was absolutely nothing they could do to help him, Frank Sinatra Jr. has been a different man. &#8220;He&#8217;s a lot nicer. The other day he stopped and smelled a rose bush I was trimming, and afterward he looked to be deep in thought.&#8221; Although the news that he is going to explode is dire, the gardener said that Sinatra is even more concerned with the difficulty he&#8217;s having visiting with friends and relatives. &#8220;Even his most loyal admirers are hesitant to be in the same room with him! His sister Tina visited the other day and after just a couple of minutes she ran from the house terrified, her hands covering her ears!&#8221; When Don Rickles and Bob Newhart came to visit, they were too afraid to enter the house. They stayed in the driveway and talked to Frank Jr. on a cell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chastity Bono Suspected of Being Mafia Crime Boss</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LAS VEGAS &#8211; A confidential source inside the FBI says that they are investigating Chastity Bono, daughter of entertainers Sonny and Cher, for alleged connections to organized crime syndicates. The source said that Chastity Bono may hold a high position of power in the chain of command that comprises the families that rule organized crime in America. An FBI insider told The Daily Rash that Chastity Bono could one day be the most powerful figure in today&#8217;s American Mafia. Chastity Bono has been under investigation since early this decade when she began gaining large amounts weight and morphing into a man. An outspoken lesbian since the mid-nineties, Chastity Bono became a man in 2010 and changed her name to Chaz. But according to the FBI insider, the sex change had absolutely nothing to do with Chastity&#8217;s sexual preferences. &#8220;Lots of people think Chastity changed her sex because she didn&#8217;t want to be a woman, when in reality the sex change was a way of moving closer towards her life long dream of being a powerful Mafia crime boss. She knew she could not realize that dream if she continued to live as a woman.&#8221; Mary Daft was friends with Chastity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kings of Leon Bass Player on Suicide Watch After Pigeon Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;d been hit several times by low flying birds. They seemed focused on me, not the other band members. So when I looked up and saw the largest pigeon hovering over me, I knew I was being targeted! The big bird hovered for a moment and then he turned his head and dipped into a sort of nose dive, coming directly at me. He had murder in his eyes and I gasped at the sheer horror of what was taking place! At that moment he released his load and I heard him laugh. It was an eerie, ominous laugh that permeated the air. Then I was hit in the mouth with a fist sized load from his inner bowels! After that, everything went black.&#8221;                                             -Excerpt from Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill&#8217;s online diary. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI &#8211; As rock band Kings of Leon sang and played their hearts out at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in St. Louis Friday night, a menacing pack of pigeons converged above the stage and commenced to strafing the surprised musicians with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mel Gibson Tells Tyra Banks: Some of My Best Friends Are Niggers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; In an exclusive interview on 60 Minutes Sunday night, Hollywood superstar Mel Gibson tearfully told host Tyra Banks that his recent racial slurs about black people were taken out of context. As tears dripped down his face, Gibson came across as a man desperate for redemption and understanding. With her usual tact and professionalism, Tyra goaded Gibson about his latest remarks. TYRA BANKS:  You told your girlfriend that if she gets raped by a pack of niggers&#8230; it&#8217;s her own fault? MEL GIBSON:  Yes, I did Tyra. And I am so sorry to have said that to anybody&#8230; even her! TYRA BANKS:  But why not Polish people or Mexicans? MEL GIBSON:  Huh? TYRA BANKS:  Why couldn&#8217;t she be raped by a bunch of polacks or wetbacks instead of niggers? MEL GIBSON:  Well, now that you mention it&#8230; TYRA BANKS:  And c&#8217;mon! With your history of antisemitism, why not have her raped by a posse of kikes for Christ&#8217;s sake. MEL GIBSON:  Hey now, there&#8217;s no reason to bring Christ in on this. TYRA BANKS:  Oh I forgot, Jesus is your man! MEL GIBSON:  Well, sort of. I did make a movie about him that grossed me several [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elderly Woman is Hospitalized After Vice President Biden Assaults Her</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 04:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MADISON, WISCONSIN -  Secret Service agents forcibly removed Vice President Joe Biden from a Democratic fund raiser in Madison yesterday after he brutally assaulted an elderly woman. When Margaret Millhouse told the Vice President that she thought his administration was spending too much money, Biden leaned into the woman, prodded her with his finger and began cursing her. When the woman tried to wrestle away from him, the Vice President grabbed her by the throat and punched her in the stomach. He then grabbed her head with both of his hands and gave her a bone crunching head-butt, sending the fragile octogenarian flailing backwards where she toppled over a banister and dropped down a stairwell. Biden&#8217;s assault on the 81 year old heart patient came just twenty four hours after he called a store manager a &#8220;smart-ass.&#8221; &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t believe my own eyes!&#8221; cried Betty McClure of Milwaukee. &#8220;I watched my Vice President clobber an old woman because she dared to speak her mind? What is our world coming to?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s just despicable! Despicable I tell you!&#8221; clamored Seymour Hammer of Lake Geneva. &#8220;I&#8217;m eighty two years old and I&#8217;ve gone my whole life without resorting to hitting defenseless women! [...]]]></description>
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