WASHINGTON – After firing Stanley McChrystal and announcing at a White House press conference that he would be replacing him with General David Petraeus, President Obama retracted his statements an hour later on the Nancy Grace Show, saying he was instead going to nominate Gary Busey to replace Petraeus, who’d just replaced McChrystal. President...
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ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial Day after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and proceeded to urinate. When the incident occurred, holiday revelers ran towards Disney security team members as parents attempted to...
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MALIBU, CALIFORNIA – For the rest of his life, actor, musician and activist, Gary Busey, wants to discipline children. Last year the Associated Press reported that for several months, Busey experienced an uneasy feeling growing inside him. As the feeling intensified, he became aware of dramatic changes in himself. “I didn’t know what the...
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA – In what may be the most surreal story out of Hollywood of late, Jane Fonda was arrested today and booked on charges of theft, impersonating a blind woman and threatening a four year old girl. Miss Fonda was arrested and booked at the Beverly Hills lockup and arraigned two hours...
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ZURICH, SWITZERLAND – Last week Debra Winger read a letter to the public condemning the world’s reaction to the arrest of Roman Polanski for raping a thirteen year old girl over thirty years ago. In what has been described as a surreal statement, she condemned the arrest and railed against his then thirteen year...
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