Al Sharpton Slams Michelle Obama: ‘You Cock-Blocked the President!’

Thedailyrash.comKAILUA, Hawaii – The White House was so impressed with Michelle Obama’s guest spot on Al Sharpton’s afternoon radio show a few weeks ago that the first lady agreed to appear on Sharpton’s MSNBC cable news show tonight. The interview was taped this morning in Hawaii where the Obama’s are vacationing for the holidays. Following is a transcript of that interview which airs on Sharpton’s show, PoliticsNation, at 6:00 tonight on MSNBC.

AL SHARPTON:  My special show tonight on MSNBC is being broadcasted from sunny and warm Hawaiian. My guest is Mrs. President Obama. (Looks at Mrs. Obama) Welcome to my own news show on MSNBC, Mrs. President.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Please Al, call me Michelle.

AL SHARPTON:  And I would refer you call me Reverend.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Of course, Reverend.

AL SHARPTON:  I just want to let you know I’ve procreated you a copy of my new book which I will sign before you dismount from the studio today.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Why thank you, Reverend.

AL SHARPTON:  My indeeded pleasure, Mrs. President.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Please, call me Michelle.

Thedailyrash.comAL SHARPTON:  In all due regrets, do you think Mrs. Reagan would ask me to call her Betty?

MICHELLE OBAMA:  She’d probably ask you to call her Nancy.

AL SHARPTON:  Why would she do that?

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Because that’s her name.

AL SHARPTON:  (chuckles) Well, she is a Republican!

(Michelle Obama looks confused)

AL SHARPTON:  Your husband is the Commander of the Chiefs. He is also an African American man of color as are you.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Well, I’m an African American woman.

AL SHARPTON:  My bad, Mrs. Michelle.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  (smiles)

Thedailyrash.comAL SHARPTON:  Do you believe that in this age of stripe and inoperance there is still hope for change?

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Oh, of course, Reverend.

AL SHARPTON:  Let us start with the imported matters of the day. The president’s healthcare plantation is falling apart at the sleeves. Russian leader Prutin demasculated President Obama in front of the world stage and windmills are decapritating the bald heads off eagles. What say you, Madam leader?

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Well, uh, I really don’t know where to start.

AL SHARPTON:  Let’s ignitiate our start with the funeral of Nelsen Mandela, an African American who was a real African.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Actually, he wasn’t African American, Reverend.

AL SHARPTON:  (does an exaggerated double-take) You gonna tell me Nelsen Mandela wasn’t an African American man of color from Africa?

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Yes, he was an African man, uh, of color, as you say. But he wasn’t an American.

AL SHARPTON:  Of course he wasn’t American. That’s why I said he was a real African American.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  (smiles)

Thedailyrash.comAL SHARPTON:  During Mandela’s funeral your husband was coming on pretty heavy to a white woman in the stands and that obviously bothered you.

MICHELLE OBAMA: (laughs) Well, first of all my husband wasn’t coming-on to anyone at the memorial, Reverend.

AL SHARPTON:  (snickering) If he wasn’t coming on to the white lady he was chattin’ up, why’d you get all Housewives of Atlanta and cock-block him?

MICHELLE OBAMA:  (wide-eyed) Excuse me?

AL SHARPTON:  You cock-blocked the commander of the chiefs. You sat between him and that white lady. I saw it on TV with my eyes!

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Mr. Sharpton, have you forgotten who you’re talking to.

AL SHARPTON:  You’re Michelle, the first African American lady in America.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  I think I’d prefer it if you addressed me as Mrs. Obama, or better yet, Madam First Lady.

AL SHARPTON:  When I initialized the show I called you Mrs. Obama and you desisted that I call you Michelle.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Well, that was before this interview became objectionable.

AL SHARPTON:  I’m the host of my own news show on MSNBC, Mrs. First Madam. I’m expectant to ask the tough questions.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  I’m sorry, but I think you’ve been quite discourteous to the First Lady of the United States.

AL SHARPTON: (Puts his hands in the air) OK, OK! We don’t need to dwell on the cock-block. That’s between you and the commander. What happens in Abraham Lincoln’s bedroom stays in Las Vegas.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Are we almost done here, Reverend?

AL SHARPTON: One final question. You are on vacation in Hawaii. After what happened at the Mandela funeral, will you let President Obama follicle in the ocean this year without his shirt on?

Thedailyrash.comMICHELLE OBAMA:  Why are you asking me that?

AL SHARPTON:  What if a wet white lady in a bikini starts taking shelfies with the commander? That could have devastating consequencials. I mean, the president’s approval ratings are already plummering. If he’s seen chatting up half-naked white women on the beach it could embroider the Tea Baggers to gain momentous.

(Michelle Obama impatiently pulls at the microphone on her lapel)

AL SHARPTON:  What are you doing, Mrs. Madam Michelle?

(The first lady glares at Sharpton as she stomps off the set)

AL SHARPTON: (yelling) Mrs. Michelle, wait! I didn’t autograph my new book for you!

 

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