Al Sharpton Asks George Zimmerman, ‘Do You Want to Shoot Me?’

In a bewildering turn of events that has rocked the world of cable news, George Zimmerman agreed to an interview with Reverend Al Sharpton on MSNBC. The following transcript of the no-holds-barred interview which airs tonight on Sharpton’s show, PoliticsNation, was leaked by an anonymous source inside MSNBC.

AL SHARPTON:  George Zimmerman, you are my exclusive interview that I will conduct tonight. Under normal circumcisions I would expose a gracious welcome on my show to your presence, but I cannot do that because I’m an African American.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  OK

AL SHARPTON:  Since you coldly murdered one of my own in blood, I must resist to adhere to social edifice. In sincerity I will not apologize.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  OK

AL SHARPTON:  Millions of people expect me to ask the tough questions. To get to the heart in the batter so the almighty truth can be set free.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  OK

AL SHARPTON:  Since I am an African American with my own news show I’m under more mutiny than a white news man, but that’s the way it is in America for people of color.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  OK

AL SHARPTON:  You wouldn’t know about that because your ancestors weren’t tackled and shamed by white folks, some who you may have had relations with.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  (stares blankly)

AL SHARPTON:  George Zimmerman, did you or did you not profile an African American?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  No sir.

AL SHARPTON:  Did you or did you not hunt down an innocent child just because he was an African American man of color?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  No I did not.

AL SHARPTON:  Did you or did you not have malignant hindsight when you profiled your victim?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  I don’t think so.

AL SHARPTON:  You told Sean Hannity that God told you to shoot an African American child.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  No, that’s not what I said, sir.

AL SHARPTON:  It was on TV! I watched it with my eyes!

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  I said what happened that night was God’s will.

AL SHARPTON:  Are you saying God profiles African American children who eat candy?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  No I …

AL SHARPTON:  Because that’s what it sounded like to me. If I thought God calzoned racial profiling I wouldn’t have my own show on MSNBC.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Why is that?

AL SHARPTON:  No defense, but I pardon you to let me ask the questions.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Sure.

AL SHARPTON:  Were you working under orders from God the night you miscarried an African American child?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  No, sir.

AL SHARPTON:  Are you changing your story and saying you acted on your own? That God wasn’t there? Which one is it?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  When I was asked to explain what happened that night I said it happened so fast and was so confusing that it must have been God’s plan  ….

AL SHARPTON:  Are you aware of what I am in additional to being an African American with my own show on MSNBC?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  One of those civil rights people?

AL SHARPTON:  Well, on top of that.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  A trouble maker?

AL SHARPTON:  (laughing) Oh, I’m a trouble maker all right! But I’m also something else.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  A race hustler?

AL SHARPTON:  I’m a man of the cloth. Have been since I was four years old. So don’t be talkin’ to me about God, because I will march!

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  OK

AL SHARPTON:  I’ve been preachin’ God’s holy matrimony since I was a baby. I’ve even prayed at funerals. Have you ever healed the sick? Made the blind to see?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  No, sir. Have you?

AL SHARPTON:  I’ve come close!

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  OK

AL SHARPTON:  You’re a self- appointed white Hispanic. You got yourself a white daddy and a Hispanic mama.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  My mom is from Peru.

AL SHARPTON:  A woman from Beirut is good enough for your daddy but an African American woman isn’t?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  I don’t …

AL SHARPTON:  As we say in the bullpit, the apple doesn’t fall from the tree.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Sir?

AL SHARPTON:  Did you hunt down and shoot an African American child because your daddy is a racist?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  My dad isn’t ….

AL SHARPTON:  I’m an African American. If you had a gun right now … would you shoot me?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Of course not.

AL SHARPTON:  What if I busted your nose and slammed you onto the floor?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  I uh …

AL SHARPTON:  What if I sat on top of you and pounded your fat head into the floor over and over and over?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Sir, I don’t ….

AL SHARPTON:  You gonna tell me I can bash your skull against the floor and you ain’t gonnna do nothin’ about it?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Sir, I uh….

AL SHARPTON:  What kind of man let’s another man bust his head open?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  What would you do, sir?

AL SHARPTON:  If you was on top of me slamming my head against the floor?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN:  Yes, sir.

AL SHARPTON:  I’d bust a cap in your white, Hispanic cracker ass!

George Zimmerman sat staring wide-eyed at Al Sharpton for several seconds before the show was interrupted by a special announcement from the network:

“We interrupt this program to bring you a special encore presentation of MSNBC’s prison documentary series, “Lockup.” Our regularly scheduled programming may or may not return tomorrow.” 

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