Celebrities

Elizabeth Taylor Challenged Charlie Sheen to Try and Out-Party Her

Elizabeth Taylor Challenged Charlie Sheen to Try and Out-Party Her

BEVERLY HILLS – During a press conference several weeks before she passed away, a defiant Elizabeth Taylor lashed out at Charlie Sheen, calling his self-described epic drug fests “amateur” and “exaggerated.” Without attempting to hide her profoundly bloodshot eyes from cameras, Taylor told a group of reporters outside the Chateau Marmont Hotel that she’d just...
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Prince Charles & Camilla Partied with Charlie Sheen on Eve of Royal Wedding

Prince Charles & Camilla Partied with Charlie Sheen on Eve of Royal Wedding

LONDON – Buckingham Palace is buzzing today after news was leaked that Prince Charles and wife Camilla spent the night before Prince William’s wedding partying with American TV personality Charlie Sheen and several prostitutes. Reports claim that although Queen Elizabeth was in the Palace at the time, she thought the loud music, screaming and...
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Toss Children Off Bridge in Uzbekistan

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Toss Children Off Bridge in Uzbekistan

UZBEKISTAN – A shocked group of citizens in the city of Tashkent told police they watched Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt throw several of their children off a popular pedestrian bridge last Friday afternoon. Witnesses said the famous American film stars had seven children with them as they crossed over a scenic bridge in...
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Kobe Bryant’s Homosexual Slur Leaves Many Americans Despondent

Kobe Bryant’s Homosexual Slur Leaves Many Americans Despondent

LOS ANGELES –  Toni Timberlake sat on the patio of his favorite West Hollywood Starbucks gloomily sipping his third Iced Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha. As community members sauntered down Santa Monica Blvd, he observed that their steps were missing their usual fun-loving bounce. Their faces, normally filled with lusty eagerness and anticipation, lacked expression,...
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Tyra Banks Brings Meatloaf to His Knees

Tyra Banks Brings Meatloaf to His Knees

NEW YORK – In what has become her signature maneuver as an investigative journalist, Tyra Banks was able to psychologically lure-in and then break down singer Meatloaf in a segment on 60 Minutes Sunday night, giving viewers a glimpse inside the angry rock star’s almost pathological preoccupation with his name. Tyra interviewed Meatloaf in...
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Breathing Oprah’s Air at the Academy Awards

Breathing Oprah’s Air at the Academy Awards

Celebrities go crazy at the Academy Awards in an effort to breath the same air as Oprah Winfrey!
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Win a Dream Date with Charlie Sheen Before He Dies

Win a Dream Date with Charlie Sheen Before He Dies

BEVERLY HILLS – In an effort to raise money for future legal fees, Charlie Sheen’s production company Crash and Burn Productions, along with investors Bruce Jenner, Hulk Hogan and Brett Michaels, is sponsoring a nation wide contest in which some lucky girl can win an all expense paid weekend date with Charlie Sheen, former...
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Jay Cutler’s Grandmother Calls Him a Pussy on Local Sports Show

Jay Cutler’s Grandmother Calls Him a Pussy on Local Sports Show

CHICAGO – After a bruising loss to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Conference Championship, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler told reporters he was very disappointed that his teammates were not able to get him to the Super Bowl. Cutler left the game early in the third quarter due to a mysterious knee...
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‘Parallel Parking with the Stars’ Debuts on NBC

‘Parallel Parking with the Stars’ Debuts on NBC

HOLLYWOOD – In a vigorous effort to compete with Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars and American Idol, NBC announced the premier of their new celebrity competition series Parallel Parking With The Stars, which debuts in February. With a newly structured no-holds-barred, winner-take-all approach, NBC is confident ‘Parallel Parking with the Stars’...
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Conan O’Brien Commercials Cause Sober Man to Drink

Conan O’Brien Commercials Cause Sober Man to Drink

PHOENIX – After two decades of sustained sobriety, Kurt Kammerdiener leapt off the proverbial wagon last week with a vengeance, landing with a resounding and tempestuous thud. Once a rising star in the upper echelons of the Arizona business and social communities, today Kurt is more like a tragic comet, plummeting to earth in...
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