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President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud

President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud

WASHINGTON – Late last night North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un took to his Twitter account and began a rash of disparaging taunts directed at President Barack Obama. After several weeks of nuclear threats from the young dictator, few were surprised that he would attempt to provoke the president with denigrating remarks on the Internet’s...
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Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder

Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder

WASHINGTON – In June of 2012 MSNBC news anchor Reverend Al Sharpton grilled Attorney General Eric Holder on everything from Fast and Furious to racism. Following is a transcript of that interview: AL SHARPTON:  Welcome Mr. Secretary General of Defense. It’s a pleasure to sponsor you on my show. ERIC HOLDER:  Thank you. It’s...
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Joe Biden Knocks Toddler Unconscious During White House Easter Egg Hunt

Joe Biden Knocks Toddler Unconscious During White House Easter Egg Hunt

WASHINGTON – The fun and frolic of the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was cut short on Monday after a four year-old girl was knocked unconscious by Vice President Biden. The little girl has been identified as Brittany Rosa Parks Vanderbilt, the daughter of top Obama campaign donors, Brice and Zoe Vanderbilt. White...
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Mother-in-Law Jokes Sully Supreme Court Gay Marriage Hearings

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WASHINGTON – Midway through the second day of Supreme Court arguments on same sex marriage, Chief Justice John Roberts surprised the courtroom when he asked if plaintiffs had given serious deliberation to the possible repercussions of sentencing tens of thousands of naive homosexuals to “a lifetime of abuse and scorn from mother-in-laws.” “What I...
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Sequester Cuts Force Obama to Kick Mother-in-Law Out of White House

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WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that because of the automatic spending cuts known as sequestration, President Obama was forced to tell Michelle Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, she had to move out of the White House. Moments after his mother-in-law and her possessions disappeared through the gates of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in...
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Joe Biden: ‘It’s Just Easier to Blow Someone’s Brains Out with a Shotgun’

Joe Biden: ‘It’s Just Easier to Blow Someone’s Brains Out with a Shotgun’

WASHINGTON – While participating in an online forum on Facebook this week, Vice President Biden was asked whether law-abiding citizens would be left defenseless by federal bans on assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition magazines. Mr. Biden looked into the camera and told the questioner that if she wanted to protect herself she should get a...
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NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos ‘Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!’

NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos ‘Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!’

NEW YORK – In an editorial on Monday the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle, at one point exclaiming the president was “an example of rugged masculinity gone wild!” The newspaper derided critics of the president, even suggesting that John Boehner and Karl Rove try competing with him...
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White House Announces Beyonce to Perform at State of the Union Address

Beyonce rehearses State of the Union performance

WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that pop star Beyonce accepted its invitation to perform at the State of the Union address. According to a post on President Obama’s Facebook page, when the president reaches the Speaker’s rostrum in the House chamber to deliver his speech, Beyonce will descend from the rafters of...
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Obama: I’ll Give Up My Shotgun When They Pry it From My Cold Dead Hands

I'll give up my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands

MINNEAPOLIS – The White House was still responding to questions yesterday morning about the photo released last week of President Obama firing his shotgun. When asked by reporters why the White House would circulate the photograph three days prior to Obama’s trip to Minnesota to give a speech on gun violence, Press Secretary Jay...
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The Addition of Cheerleaders at Obama Inauguration Fails to Boost TV Ratings

Inaugural Cheerleaders

WASHINGTON – For the first time in the history of American presidential inaugurations, cheerleaders performed at the ceremonial swearing-in ceremony of the 57th Presidential Inauguration. Following Obama’s inauguration speech, the throng of jubilant spectators surrounding the stage in front of the U.S. Capitol were elated when the voluptuous cheerleaders were introduced by Chief Justice...
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