Politics

Mitt Romney’s Rope-a-Dope with Reverend Al Sharpton

NEW YORK – With just days to go before the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney agreed to a question and answer session on MSNBC’s  Politics Nation with host, Reverend Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript of that interview: AL SHARPTON:  Thank you for joining us in this day of heated exchanges and profabricated dialogue...
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Joe Biden Visits Kids at Summer Camp, Trivializes Parents’ Success

Joe Biden Visits Kids at Summer Camp, Trivializes Parents’ Success

BALTIMORE – During a fundraising expedition in Maryland over the weekend, Vice President Biden stopped at a summer camp a few miles outside Baltimore and visited with dozens of kids aged 5 to 13-years-old. The children were visibly excited to share part of their afternoon with the vice president with many getting autographs and...
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Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder

Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder

WASHINGTON – Last night on PoliticsNation, MSNBC news anchor Reverend Al Sharpton grilled Attorney General Eric Holder on everything from Fast and Furious to racism. Following is a transcript of that interview: AL SHARPTON:  Welcome Mr. Secretary General of Defense. It’s a pleasure to sponsor you on my show. ERIC HOLDER:  Thank you. It’s...
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Obama and Biden Celebrate ObamaCare Anniversary with Cupcakes

Obama and Biden Celebrate ObamaCare Anniversary with Cupcakes

WASHINGTON – On Friday afternoon Vice President Biden surprised President Obama with candle-lit cupcakes in celebration of the second anniversary of Obama’s signature healthcare law. The moment was captured in photographs taken by the vice president’s gardener who, along with a couple of interns and maintenance workers, were the sole occupants of the celebration....
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Vice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum

Vice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum

WASHINGTON – In a surprising turn of events today, Vice President Joe Biden announced that he is backing Republican candidate Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race. The Vice President said he will continue to serve his country as second in command while he campaigns for Santorum on weekends. He assured his democratic base...
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Obama’s Approval Rating Rises After Joe Biden Emasculates Himself

Obama’s Approval Rating Rises After Joe Biden Emasculates Himself

CAMBRIDGE, Md. – During the speech he delivered at the annual House Democratic retreat in January, Vice President Joe Biden disclosed that he’d fervently warned President Obama against moving forward with the attack that killed Osama bin Laden. Biden told congressional members that President Obama ignored his exhortation and stoically ordered U.S. special forces...
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Ahmadinejad Halts Iran’s Nuclear Plans After Madonna’s Super Bowl Performance

Ahmadinejad Halts Iran’s Nuclear Plans After Madonna’s Super Bowl Performance

Tehran – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that he’s terminated all Iranian nuclear programs and said he will travel to Israel later in the week to meet with Prime Minister Netanyahu to discuss peace. The announcement was made from an orphanage in Mashhad where Ahmadinejad spent several hours hugging children and playing tag....
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Biden Warns Students: Without Jobs Bill You Could be Sodomized like Gaddafi

Biden Warns Students: Without Jobs Bill You Could be Sodomized like Gaddafi

INDIANAPOLIS – After inundating Americans last week with dire warnings that rapes and murders would escalate out of control unless Republicans agreed to pass Obama’s jobs bill, Vice President Biden told students at a junior high school in Indianapolis that the beating, sodomizing and killing of Moammar Gaddafi is the equivalent of what many...
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FBI Says Ron Paul Handed Out LSD to Occupy Wall Street Protesters

NEW YORK – According to a report released by the FBI this afternoon, during his presidential campaign run in 2011, former Texas Congressman Ron Paul visited the Occupy Wall Street protests in lower Manhattan where it’s alleged he handed out LSD tabs to protesters. A former spokesperson for the Ron Paul for President committee...
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Joe Biden to Perform Dance Interpretation of Obama’s Job Speech

Joe Biden to Perform Dance Interpretation of Obama’s Job Speech

WASHINGTON – White House press secretary Jay Carney announced today that Vice President Joe Biden will be performing a dance interpretation of President Obama’s job speech during Thursday night’s address to the Joint Session of Congress. Carney said that Obama and Biden have been rehearsing their speech/dance performance at an undisclosed Washington D. C....
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