Politics

A Drunk Joe Biden Rambles Incoherently at White House Picnic

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Joe Biden issued a press statement today from his bedroom at the Vice Presidential residence in Washington: “I want to apologize for my words and actions yesterday at the annual White House Family Picnic. I had a few too many… and from what I’ve been told, may have made...
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Biden: President Would Drop A-Bomb To End Nuclear Build-up

WASHINGTON – While speaking to a group of seniors at a D.C. nursing home yesterday, Vice President Biden said that President Obama wouldn’t hesitate to “drop the A-bomb” to guarantee the end of nuclear proliferation throughout the world. One of the five seniors present began gasping and had to have her oxygen tank refilled....
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