Debra Winger Claims Polanski Framed By Thirteen Year Old Tramp

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Winger french kissing her German Shepherd

ZURICH, SWITZERLAND – Last week Debra Winger read a letter to the public condemning the world’s reaction to the arrest of Roman Polanski for raping a thirteen year-old girl over thirty years ago. In what has been described as a surreal statement, she condemned the arrest and railed against his accuser, calling her a tramp.

“Is there any doubt?” Winger asked reporters. “I mean, for the love of God! This pathetic, opportunistic tramp wanted to become a star so she seduces a gentle artistic soul like Roman… gets him to service her, and then when he doesn’t give her a role she cries rape? And now everybody in old fashioned we don’t sin, America is treating this amazing filmmaker like some kind of monster? Like a sexual predator?”

Winger sighed and rolled her eyes. Brushing back her hair and adjusting her contemporary eye glass frames, she turned the page of her speech.

“We can’t understand the mind of genius. Look at Woody Allen. Sure he took nude photographs of his teen-aged step-daughter while she slept. But why do you think he did that? Because… geniuses act differently than the rest of us. They are like animals at the state fair. When they are ready to copulate, when they need to copulate, you don’t hinder them. You don’t walk up to a donkey at the state fair and tell him not to mount his donkey friend. He has to mount his donkey friend.”

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Gripping a microphone, Winger demands Polanski’s release

As onlookers shrugged their shoulders and rolled their eyes, Winger wiped her brow and turned the pages of her notes.

“My point is, people at the state fair don’t judge the donkey. They don’t yell at him and say that he’s disgusting or to be ashamed of himself. And they sure as hell don’t arrest him. What do people at the state fair do? They put their kids on their shoulders and as a family they watch that donkey mount and pleasure the female donkey. In fact, the family actually cheers when he finishes. Just like in Europe.”

The small crowd of onlookers and reporters seemed confused. Winger took a deep breath and continued.

“And that is what we as a nation… as a world, should be doing right now for Roman Polanski. Cheering!

Winger then read a list of prominent celebrities who signed her petition to free Polanski. The list included Woody Allen and Roman Polanski himself. Rap “artist” R. Kelly and the late Senator Edward Kennedy’s nephew William Kennedy Smith. Eighties teen heartthrob Rob Lowe eagerly signed along with ex-congressman Gary Condit. A last minute signature from David Letterman caused the small crowd that had gathered to ooh and aah.

Miss Winger told reporters that at this point in her career she is willing to have sex with any director to get a role, whether film, television, videos and even porn.

“I’m getting older. When I was younger it was a lot easier. But even though I’ve made it clear that I am willing to be the donkey at the state fair, my phone isn’t ringing.”

After her speech, Debra Winger smiled for cameras, hinted at running for public office and offered the few remaining bystanders half-priced DVD’s of her movies An Officer and a Gentleman and Terms of Endearment.

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