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		<title>Sting Admits to Decades Long Affair with Himself</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES &#8211; International rock star and celebrity Gordon Sumner, better known around the world as Sting, admitted on the Tyra Banks Show last week that for the past twenty-five years he&#8217;s been having an affair with himself. Audience members gasped, some even running from the studio holding their stomachs. One woman said that she found herself questioning the meaning of life. Many others rallied behind the disgraced rock star and later vowed to support him through his painful withdrawal from himself. For years there have been rumors about why The Police disbanded in 1986. Many have wondered if indeed there was a &#8220;Yoko&#8221; in the life of one of the three members that led to the band&#8217;s dissolution. But with no visible evidence skeptics lost interest and only a few die-hard conspiracy theorists continued to investigate. &#8220;I knew there was a monkey wrench thrown in the mix somewhere, but I just couldn&#8217;t put the pieces together,&#8221; said Ronnie Blackburn of Lafayette, Indiana. Ronnie&#8217;s research into the demise of The Police in 1987 became an obsession. But without any solid evidence of wrong doing Ronnie was labeled a lunatic by his family and friends. Since February of 1994 he&#8217;s been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; Late last night North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un took to his Twitter account and began a rash of disparaging taunts directed at President Barack Obama. After several weeks of nuclear threats from the young dictator, few were surprised that he would attempt to provoke the president with denigrating remarks on the Internet&#8217;s popular social network. It all began after midnight in Washington when Kim Jong-Un sent out three consecutive tweets: Kim Jong-Un @dictator Obama gave me neck massage &#38; clip toenails b4 cooking me waffles 4 breakfast 2 day. Kim Jong-Un @dictator Obama is my concubine. After my bath he bring me slippers and comb my hair. Kim Jong-Un @dictator I make President Obama wash my car after he change oil and rotate tires. #POTUS More than three hours passed before Jong-Un&#8217;s next tweet:   Kim Jong-Un @dictator Obama shoot basketball like fat girl with greasy hands. #rosieodonnell Thirty minutes later the Twitter world exploded when President Obama responded to the Korean dictator with a tweet from his own Twitter account: President Obama @barackobama Chubby dictator Kim Jong-Un certainly has gall to disparage the obese + apparently he’s sexist.  #bullies #rosieodonnell Within seconds Kim Jong-Un shot back with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; In June of 2012 MSNBC news anchor Reverend Al Sharpton grilled Attorney General Eric Holder on everything from Fast and Furious to racism. Following is a transcript of that interview: AL SHARPTON:  Welcome Mr. Secretary General of Defense. It&#8217;s a pleasure to sponsor you on my show. ERIC HOLDER:  Thank you. It&#8217;s a pleasure being here. AL SHARPTON:  I&#8217;m going to start off the show by saying two words and I want to get your response. ERIC HOLDER: Sure. AL SHARPTON:  Racism. ERIC HOLDER:  (Looks confused) AL SHARPTON:  Now, what does your judicated mind think when you hear those words? ERIC HOLDER:  Uh, that we still have work to do fighting for civil rights? AL SHARPTON:  Don&#8217;t those words define the biased white interlopers who&#8217;ve chosen to scrapegoat you, a premature African American man of power? ERIC HOLDER:  Uh, yes, I am aware that my skin color may play a roll in the ceaseless attacks from the right side of the aisle. AL SHARPTON:  Not just that Secretary Holder, but isn&#8217;t it true that President Obama is provocated from the aisle by the same Jim Crow fronts that would be clarified as abomable in a more just world? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gary Busey Wants to Discipline Your Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 19:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MALIBU, CALIFORNIA  &#8211; For the rest of his life actor Gary Busey says he wants to discipline children. Last year the Associated Press reported that for several months Busey experienced an uneasy feeling growing inside him. The actor told a reporter he became aware of dramatic changes in himself as the uneasy feeling intensified. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know what the feelings were about for quite some time,&#8221; Busey recalled. &#8220;As they grew, I became more and more uneasy. I eventually became so uneasy that I had a friend lock me in the cellar of his home in Missouri. I sat in that cellar for almost five days with nothing but containers of pure rain water, Wheat Thin crackers and a big hunk of boiled honey ham. We&#8217;d cleared out the cellar beforehand except for an old stained mattress on the floor. I was completely naked except for a white headband. I sat in the dark and trembled with indescribable fear and trepidation.&#8221; After he&#8217;d finished off the last of the ham, Busey said he came to understand the metamorphosis he&#8217;d been experiencing. &#8220;I clearly saw that my purpose in life from that moment on was to discipline children.&#8221; Busey began to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>San Francisco Allows Happy Meals After McDonald&#8217;s OK&#8217;s Back Room Fisting</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO &#8211; Representatives for the McDonald&#8217;s Corporation met with members of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors yesterday hoping to settle their dispute over the sale of Happy Meals in San Francisco. Last week the Board of Supervisors voted to pass a law severely curtailing the practice of giving away toys with meals intended for children. The new law states that children&#8217;s meals offering free toys must include fruits, vegetables and pamphlets that advocate tolerance, acceptance and the willingness to always place others before yourself. The law also called for stiff penalties for restaurants that did not adhere to the new rules, with prison sentences of up to twenty-five years. McDonald&#8217;s representatives met with San Francisco supervisors in a nine hour closed door meeting that ended in a compromise both sides are calling a victory. Supervisor Helga Staglite told The Daily Rash that she and the rest of the board were &#8220;happily surprised&#8221; with McDonald&#8217;s willingness to meet the demands and rigid restrictions of the council. &#8220;There were so many issues at play in our recent decision to implement the new law. Although enforcing healthy meals for our children is at the top of the list, in a city [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Moore &#8220;Pretty Sure&#8221; He Experienced Erection During TSA Pat-Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 16:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; Not everyone is complaining about the Transportation Security Administration&#8217;s (TSA) &#8220;pat-down&#8221; procedures. During a time in which thousands of Americans share their dissatisfaction with being groped and prodded, fondled and squeezed at airports, filmmaker Michael Moore is calling for Americans to &#8220;lighten up&#8221; and &#8220;enjoy&#8221; what he called &#8220;a necessary precaution that will help to enhance America&#8217;s reputation around the world.&#8221; Appearing on The Maury Povich Show to promote his new book White People Make Me Vomit, Moore described his recent experience at the hands of TSA workers before boarding a plane in his home state of Michigan. Members of the audience snickered as Moore explained that it took two TSA security personnel to rummage through the many folds and layers of his wide rippled girth. But it was when he revealed he purposely did not wear underwear on the day of his flight that the audience gasped with surprise. &#8220;I figured if they were going to be feeling me up, I may as well give em&#8217; something to feel. So I left my underwear at home.&#8221; The Daily Rash caught up with audience member Paul Tarkenton in the parking lot. Mr. Tarkenton left the show when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Thirteen and I Have Gonorrhea Debuts on MTV</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 16:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GLENDALE, CALIFORNIA &#8211; The much anticipated debut of MTV&#8217;s &#8220;I&#8217;m Thirteen and I Have Gonorrhea&#8221; is scheduled to air this summer on Sunday Nights. After the heralded success of &#8220;16 and Pregnant,&#8221; MTV hopes to capitalize on what it considers the fastest growing demographic in America &#8211; dysfunctional families who are eager to air their horrors to a television viewing audience. Each week the show will revolve around a group of 7th and 8th grade girls and boys who are struggling with gonorrhea. In the first episode we meet Brittany, Kylee and Connor, all battling with the physical and emotional annoyances of gonorrhea. We learn early on that Kylee and Brittany contracted their gonorrhea after they had sex with the same boy in the cloak closet of their History of Gangsta Rap class at school. The show takes an intriguing twist when we find out that Connor is not only battling his sexually transmitted disease, but he&#8217;s struggling with the fact that he is gay and that he contracted gonorrhea from his Industrial Arts teacher. Brittany&#8217;s mother Shary, a secretary for a Life Coaching consulting firm, shared with the television cameras her thoughts and feelings about Brittany&#8217;s gonorrhea. &#8220;I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crocs &#8211; Shoes for People Who&#8217;ve Given Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York &#8211; A study just released by Columbia University shows that a vast majority of the people who wear Crocs shoes lack enthusiasm, don&#8217;t look forward to anything, are unimaginative and don&#8217;t have anything worthwhile to say. The study also found that women who wear Crocs shoes routinely disregard shaving their underarms and legs, watch &#8220;Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood&#8221; and have a deep disdain for women who are fashionable. The study was conducted by Sociology Professor Dr. Talmond Rabinowitz in 2009. Over a period of nine months he and his staff interviewed over eight thousand Crocs owners throughout the United States. He told the Daily Rash that his findings surprised even him. &#8220;I was astonished by the staggering number of Crocs wearers who suffer from depression, anxiety, lack of ambition and an overall feeling of worthlessness. The vast majority of the people we interviewed said that they were unable to think of anything that truly interested them. Lethargy and an underlying foundation of malaise permeates the existence of most people who wear Crocs. Although a tiny percentage of Crocs wearers enjoy a sense of security by embracing worthlessness as a way of life, even they admitted to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Biden Knocks Toddler Unconscious During White House Easter Egg Hunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; The fun and frolic of the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was cut short on Monday after a four year-old girl was knocked unconscious by Vice President Biden. The little girl has been identified as Brittany Rosa Parks Vanderbilt, the daughter of top Obama campaign donors, Brice and Zoe Vanderbilt. White House medical personnel confirmed the little girl was knocked out cold after being slammed into a tree by the vice president, but said she regained consciousness and gradually became alert a few moments later. She is expected to make a full recovery. According to witnesses, Biden&#8217;s participation in the toddler Easter egg hunt began in a normal and friendly manner that quickly escalated into a physically aggressive competition as the vice president fervently filled his Easter basket with colored eggs. &#8220;It was supposed to be a fun game for the kids to gather up the most Easter eggs,&#8221; one witness said. &#8220;But in a short time the vice president&#8217;s Easter basket was so full that he gave it to his wife to hold before grabbing an empty basket and heading out for more eggs. He was being so pushy that he made some little boys cry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mother-in-Law Jokes Sully Supreme Court Gay Marriage Hearings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; Midway through the second day of Supreme Court arguments on same sex marriage, Chief Justice John Roberts surprised the courtroom when he asked if plaintiffs had given serious deliberation to the possible repercussions of sentencing tens of thousands of naive homosexuals to &#8220;a lifetime of abuse and scorn from mother-in-laws.&#8221; &#8220;What I find myself wondering is,&#8221; Justice Roberts said, &#8220;has the gay and lesbian community given honest and objective consideration to the devastating repercussions many of them could suffer by subjecting themselves to a lifetime of interminable small talk, tortuous holiday visits, condescending looks and character assassination that accompany the baggage of a mother-in-law?&#8221; Intermittent coughs pierced the silence hanging over the courtroom before Justice Anthony Kennedy spoke. &#8220;I too am curious,&#8221; Kennedy said. &#8220;It appears as if the gay and lesbian community is willing to sacrifice a freedom that so many of us envy in order to voluntarily admit themselves into the institution of legal marriage. I confess I find it confounding that so many appear eagerly willing to discard a cherished freedom that would be lost to them forever.&#8221; &#8220;I concur,&#8221; Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg whispered. &#8220;Once that door is opened it can never be closed [...]]]></description>
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