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		<title>Cybill Shepherd Willing to Die Protesting the War On Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; A defiant Cybill Shepherd shocked &#8220;CBS This Morning&#8221; television viewers Friday when she announced she would not be wearing a bulletproof vest when she marches on Washington to protest the war on women. Stunned viewers sat open mouthed, some admitted weeping while others sought counsel from clergy. One woman has already begun a drive to raise funds to pay for Cybill Shepherd&#8217;s hospital and/or funeral costs, asking donors to dig deep so that when Shepherd is shot her grown children can take a Caribbean cruise in her memory. It didn&#8217;t take long before comparisons to Martin Luther King began escalating. A source close to Shepherd said the actress is studying Dr. King&#8217;s teachings in preparation for her own demise at the hands of an assassin. &#8220;Cybill is not just Martin Luther King, but she&#8217;s also Bobby Kennedy, John Kennedy and Tupac Shakur,&#8221; the source boasted. &#8220;She&#8217;s a remarkable example of a fearless crusader willing to put herself in harm&#8217;s way to safeguard women from the reprehensible attacks on their freedoms.&#8221; The actress told &#8220;CBS This Morning&#8221; anchor Gayle King that abortion is a constitutional right and that birth control should be available to everyone. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Black Panthers Use Zimmerman Bounty For Trip To Disney World</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SANFORD, FLA &#8211; After receiving the news that George Zimmerman had been arrested for killing Trayvon Martin, the New Black Panther Party announced that they&#8217;ve retracted the $10,000 bounty they&#8217;d placed on Zimmerman&#8217;s head and will instead use the money for a trip to Disney World. Black Panther spokesman Mikhail Muhammad told reporters the revolutionary group will re-issue the bounty should George Zimmerman be acquitted of the charge. When a reporter inquired about his recent threats of a race war, Muhammad paused before answering. &#8220;The race war has been put on hold until we return from Disney World,&#8221; he sighed. &#8220;It&#8217;s been a long and hard 400 years and nothing can ease the pain of repression like a visit with Mickey Mouse. When I get back I&#8217;ll be exploring race riot options with Al Sharpton and Spike Lee. Although I can assure you a race riot is imminent, at this point our timetable is open-ended.&#8221; Anonymous sources close to the New Black Panther Party told the Daily Rash that not only was the group unable to raise the $10,000 bounty they offered for Zimmerman, but the sum total in their petty cash drawer was only $137.47. &#8220;Even members of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Sharpton Interviews Pilot of Navy Jet That Crashed Into Apartment Building</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 00:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VIRGINIA BEACH, VA &#8211; One of the two pilots of the Navy F-18 jet that crashed into a Virginia apartment building on Friday appeared on MSNBC&#8217;s Politics Nation with host Al Sharpton. The pilots were able to eject from the aircraft before it crashed into the apartment complex, engulfing several buildings in flames. During his interview the pilot expressed heartfelt remorse about the crash. Following is a transcript of the show. AL SHARPTON:  I appreciate you have accepted our gracious inquest in your time of great need. BARTHOLOMEW:  I&#8217;m sorry? AL SHARPTON:  Now, I must tell my audience that you have asked me to call you Bart-a ? BARTHOLOMEW:  Bartholomew AL SHARPTON:  Can you clarify for my audience why you&#8217;re not using your real name? Is this not America? BARTHOLOMEW:  I agreed to the interview on the condition that my identity remain anonymous. AL SHARPTON:  What does being an Adonis have to do with crashing your plane into an innocent apartment building? BARTHOLOMEW:  Pardon? AL SHARPTON:  Mr. Bartha? BARTHOLOMEW:  Bartholomew AL SHARPTON:  How &#8217;bout I just call you Bert? BARTHOLOMEW:  Sure AL SHARPTON:  Now, Bert, I want you to be honest because you&#8217;re on live TV and I want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Hopes to Raise Additional Campaign Cash with Yard Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[McLEAN, VIRGINIA &#8211; In what appears to be a last ditch effort to resuscitate his presidential aspirations, Newt Gingrich announced today that he will have a yard sale next weekend in order to raise additional revenue for his floundering political campaign. Sources inside the Gingrich camp have expressed concern that the Republican candidate&#8217;s refusal to acknowledge the writing on the wall is only delaying the harsh reality that winning the Republican presidential nomination is impossible. &#8220;Speaker Gingrich is unable to acknowledge that the likelihood of  his winning the campaign is nonexistent,&#8221; revealed a political insider. &#8220;He&#8217;s been staying up till dawn devising ways to stage a big political comeback and it&#8217;s making his campaign workers uneasy. Last week he ordered staff members to empty their kids&#8217; piggy banks and dig under the cushions of their furniture for loose change. Whenever the Speaker is outdoors he&#8217;s perpetually on the lookout for coins that might be lying in the street. Just the other day he and several of his staff were elated because they&#8217;d collected 17 cents from the gutters during a lunch outing.&#8221; Gingrich appeared on FOX News last night and spoke of this weekend&#8217;s yard sale. &#8220;We will fundamentally transform [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama and Biden Celebrate ObamaCare Anniversary with Cupcakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 05:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; On Friday afternoon Vice President Biden surprised President Obama with candle-lit cupcakes in celebration of the second anniversary of Obama&#8217;s signature healthcare law. The moment was captured in photographs taken by the Vice President&#8217;s gardener who, along with a couple of interns and maintenance workers, were the sole occupants of the celebration. White House sources tell the Daily Rash that the Vice President was expecting a much more festive atmosphere with hundreds of attendees to commemorate the two-year anniversary. It wasn&#8217;t until the last moment that he found out the administration had pulled the plug on a big party. Biden was even more disappointed when President Obama left after just a couple of minutes having eaten just a small bite of his cupcake. &#8220;The Vice President had been planning this celebration for a couple of weeks,&#8221; revealed a White House source. &#8220;Apparently he made the cupcakes and icing from scratch using a secret family recipe.&#8221; Kitchen workers say the Vice President slaved diligently till the wee hours every night working to perfect the homemade cupcakes. When he was told there would not be a big celebration workers say he angrily threw a cupcake into the kitchen sink and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton Does Hilarious Stroke Victim Impersonation at U.N.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; In a rare display of lighthearted spontaneity at a United Nation&#8217;s Women&#8217;s Rights conference today, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton followed her impassioned speech on women&#8217;s rights with a comical &#8220;stroke victim” impersonation that triggered a raucous response from delegates and conference guests. Howling laughter permeated the General Assembly Hall during Mrs. Clinton&#8217;s lampoon with many delegates wiping tears from their eyes. Many of those who were unable to understand what Mrs. Clinton was saying during her performance later remarked that her nuanced grasp of physical comedy caused them to explode with laughter. The conference was led by representatives from the Democratic Republic of Congo, Nepal and Sudan. Secretary Clinton&#8217;s speech was rife with scathing rebukes directed at the Taliban and the United States for their continued unconscionable treatment of women. But at the conclusion of her speech, rather than leaving the podium Mrs. Clinton paused and took a sip from her water bottle. She then took a deep breath and, without an introduction, magically transformed into a comedic &#8220;stroke victim&#8221; personae. Interpreters scrambled to translate what Mrs. Clinton said while attempting in vain to quell their own laughter. While making a grotesquely gnarled face, Secretary Clinton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; In a surprising turn of events today, Vice President Joe Biden announced that he is backing Republican candidate Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race. The Vice President said he will continue to serve his country as second in command while he campaigns for Santorum on weekends. He assured his democratic base that he has no intention of abandoning President Obama. &#8220;My allegiance is to my President,&#8221; Biden told a small group of supporters at a DC convalescent home. &#8220;I just feel in my heart of hearts that Rick Santorum&#8217;s priorities fall more in line with what the majority of the American people hunger for in their next president. Like myself, Rick is a practicing Catholic. We both hold faith as our most cherished of beliefs alongside severe restrictions on the use and availability of contraception and keeping the gays away from children and animals.&#8221; During his appearance earlier today on the Maury Povich show President Obama spoke briefly about Biden&#8217;s endorsement of Santorum. &#8220;The Vice President came to me with his decision to campaign for Rick Santorum and we had a long talk. By the time we wrapped it up I was eager to jump on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sandra Fluke:  I Was Having Sex When President Obama Called Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 05:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a week ago Georgetown University student Sandra Fluke was a normal thirty year-old law student grappling with the daily troubles of being a young woman in today&#8217;s complicated world. Sandra was pulling all-nighters cramming for exams, attending meetings for Law Students for Reproductive Justice, going to movies, partying with friends and somehow, finding the time to donate plasma at a blood center for the $25 stipend that enabled her to purchase enough birth control to get her through the weekend. But in the past week Sandra has testified at a Democratic-sponsored congressional hearing alongside House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, was called a slut by conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh, has appeared on dozens of national talk shows and to top it all off, she received a telephone call from President Obama. On Friday Sandra was interviewed by Andrea Mitchell on MSNBC where she was asked about her personal call from President Obama. MSNBC aired an edited version of the interview but the Daily Rash was able to obtain a copy of the unedited transcript that contains a number of intriguing omissions. Following is the unedited version of that interview. ANDREA MITCHELL:  So, a phone call from the President of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Santorum Performs Exorcism in Walmart Parking Lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 08:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO &#8211; Following his speech to a group of supporters in the parking lot of a Walmart Super Center yesterday, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum performed an exorcism on a woman in the back of a campaign supporter&#8217;s van. Although Santorum staff members confirmed the former senator liberated the woman from the maniacal clutches of Satan, it appears his actions rendered her cross-eyed. After the exorcism Santorum boarded his campaign bus and headed to Michigan in advance of Tuesday&#8217;s primary. The possessed woman, Christin Ann Brown of Chicago, said she was grateful to the Republican candidate for evicting the demon she was harboring and that she&#8217;s acclimating herself to being cross-eyed. The exorcism comes just days after a recording surfaced of a speech Santorum gave at Florida&#8217;s Ave Maria college in 2008 when he warned of Satan having his &#8220;sights on&#8221; America, particularly its universities, politicians and even churches. In response to media inquiries Santorum made no excuses &#8211; &#8220;You know … I’m a person of faith. I believe in good and evil.&#8221; Christin Ann Brown is a physical therapist from North Carolina who resided in New Orleans for several years before relocating to Chicago in 2009. She claims she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hope and Change for Real This Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 07:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Donahue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CARRBORO, NC &#8211; The Obama administration announced yesterday that their 2012 Presidential campaign &#8220;Hope and Change &#8211; for Real This Time&#8221; is ready to roll. During a speech to a group of supporters outside a North Carolina Gap store, President Obama conceded a less than stellar start in his presidency before enthusiastically encouraging his audience to help him win another four years in the White House. Following is a transcript of the President&#8217;s speech. PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Some of you might remember a few years ago when I spoke to you about hope and change. When tens of millions of you jubilantly jumped on the bandwagon with an eagerness to ride with me into the dawn of a new age. You were dedicated, committed and you were focused. You were giddy with enthusiasm, intoxicated with anticipation, electrified with motivation. You took to the Internet and you knocked on doors. You made phone calls and you gave me a whole lot of your money! The President smiled big. PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Side by side we won the White House and together we were determined to make a change. We stood shoulder to shoulder on a mission to reshape our world. Committed to an [...]]]></description>
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