Obama Admits Killing Muslims More Fun Than He Expected

barack obama happy1 Obama Admits Killing Muslims More Fun Than He ExpectedWASHINGTON – During his visit with with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s Hardball, President Obama responded to the host’s hard hitting questions and in-depth scrutiny with surprising candor. Following is a transcript of Chris Matthew’s interview with President Obama.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  President Obama, such a pleasure to to be speaking with you today.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  The pleasure is all mine, Chris.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Is it really or are you just saying that?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Nope, I’m not just saying it. It really is a pleasure to be here.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  You mean to be here at MSNBC studios or here with me?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Well, I’m uh, happy to….

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  I don’t mean to put you on the spot, Your Eminence, but …

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Please, Chris, call me President.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Of course, sir, what did I say? Your Eminence? Oh God! I did not just say that! (Chris slaps himself on forehead)chris matthews Obama Admits Killing Muslims More Fun Than He Expected

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  It’s OK, Chris

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Sheesh! I’m just so, I don’t even know how to describe my feelings. Ha! Look at me, I’m flush! Ha! And my heart is fluttering all over the place and my loin – God, my loin!

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Settle down Chris. Now, what was it you wanted to ask me.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  I’m so sorry Mr. President. Please, forgive me…

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Please, Chris, the interview.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  You’re right, Mr. President. OK, where was I? (clears throat) Oh, I know – what about those Republicans booing the gay soldier? Can you believe that?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Like I’ve said on several talk shows, Chris, I was appalled at the smallness of the Republican candidates who said nothing when their audience booed that gay soldier.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  It was small, wasn’t it. Small… what a perfect word, sir.

Chris Matthews and President Obama smiled at each other for several seconds.

03 DRONE3 300x178 Obama Admits Killing Muslims More Fun Than He ExpectedCHRIS MATTHEWS:  Mr. President, recently a drone aircraft ended the life of terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Boy did it ever! (Obama leans towards Chris Matthews and they exchange an exuberant high-five)

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Well! Obviously you’re quite excited!

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  You know, Chris, I didn’t expect killing militant Muslims to be so much fun!

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Ha Ha! Mr. President!

Matthews and Obama exchange another high-five.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Just to clarify for our audience, I doubt if you mean that it’s fun to kill Muslims…

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  It’s fun to kill militant Muslims, Chris. The bad kind. The nut-bags. The freaks. The bottom feeders. The …

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Sir, I’m sure that you’re proud of our military’s heroic efforts in eliminating our enemies.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Of course, Chris. I want to give due credit to our men and women in uniform, be they gay or straight, bisexual or transgender, legal or illegal. But this was a drone mission carried out because I gave the order. Anwar al-Awlaki ended up a gnarled, steaming lump of shredded meat because of my orders, Chris, and I’m going to keep issuing those kinds of orders.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Your orders, I’m confident, are backed by stringent guidelines of protocol and intelligence analysis…

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  My orders are backed with eagerness and an insatiable hunger, Chris. I mean, I’m chomping at the proverbial bit to keep blowing these guys away.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Ha! The proverbial bit! So you’re not kidding about it being fun?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  It’s a hoot!Chris Matthews  Obama Admits Killing Muslims More Fun Than He Expected

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Mr. President, what would your message be to the millions of peace loving, law abiding Muslims throughout the world?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Live your lives like you normally do. But if you hear the sound of an airplane – you might want to get under a bed or stand in a doorway because if it’s a drone – the sh*t is gonna hit the fan!

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  (puts his hand over his mouth) Mister President!

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  You didn’t know what a bad ass I was, huh Chris?

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  I, uh….you caught me off guard, your Holiness. I mean, I knew you were tough. I’ve seen the photos of you frolicking in the beach, the glistening sea water rolling off your chiseled torso, your rock hard abs….

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  You’re feelin’ the thrill, ain’t ya Chris?

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Oh God!

President Obama reaches over and slaps Chris Matthews on his knee.

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  Oh, Barry!

Chris Matthew’s eyes rolled back into his head and his body began to twitch. Studio personnel rushed to his aid and just minutes later Matthews was smoking a cigarette and assuring everyone that he was OK. President Obama tousled Matthew’s hair and wished him well before leaving the studio.

 

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