Sharpton Asks Dick Cheney: ‘Is Obama a Bigger Pussy Than Jimmy Carter?’

600x324 Sharpton Asks Dick Cheney: Is Obama a Bigger Pussy Than Jimmy Carter?This afternoon former Vice President Dick Cheney sat down with Al Sharpton for an exclusive interview on MSNBC. Their conversation will air tonight at 6:00 pm on Sharpton’s show, PoliticsNation. Following is a transcript of that interview.

AL SHARPTON:  Today I welcome to my show the former vice president of America. Welcome to my own news show where I am host, Mr. Dick Cheney.

DICK CHENEY:  It’s a pleasure to be here, sir.

AL SHARPTON:  You may call me Reverend.

DICK CHENEY:  Of course.

AL SHARPTON:  Since I’m the host of a news show I’m expectated to ask the tough questions. I’m also an African American man of color. Are you willing to proceed?

DICK CHENEY:  Of course.

AL SHARPTON: Mr. former Vice, you recently wrote in the journals of Wall Street many criticizing comments about President Obama. Your references about our president were not of a positive portrait of him.

DICK CHENEY:  I wrote in my Wall Street Journal editorial that I disagree with many things in President Obama’s administration.

AL SHARPTON:  Do any of your disagreeables have to do with Commander Obama being an African American man of color?

DICK CHENEY:  Absolutely not.

AL SHARPTON:  Then why do you pick on him?

dick cheney11 300x205 Sharpton Asks Dick Cheney: Is Obama a Bigger Pussy Than Jimmy Carter?DICK CHENEY:  I don’t believe I’m picking on him. I have fundamental differences with his policies.

AL SHARPTON:  Mr. Dick, many would incline to say you you don’t like Obama and say mean things about his politicals to make other white people not like him.

DICK CHENEY:  Well, that’s ludicrous.

AL SHARPTON:  I don’t know if he said it or not, but a lot of people believe it.

DICK CHENEY:  People believe what they want to believe. I don’t have any control over that.

AL SHARPTON:  You had control over the country with George W’s Bush.

DICK CHENEY:  Yes, I was President Bush’s vice president for two terms.

AL SHARPTON:  Oh really? What were those terms?

DICK CHENEY:  (looks confused) I uh …. each term was four years.

 Sharpton Asks Dick Cheney: Is Obama a Bigger Pussy Than Jimmy Carter?AL SHARPTON:  Mr. Dick, does it bother you that an African American woman of color is the number one lady in America?

DICK CHENEY:  Mr. Sharpton, I find it offensive that you keep suggesting I harbor racist feelings towards the president or his family.

AL SHARPTON:  Racism is offensive. You and I agree on that.

DICK CHENEY:  (stares)

AL SHARPTON:  Mr. Dick, you have a daughter who’s a lesbian. Does that bother you?

DICK CHENEY:  Of course not. I love my daughter.

AL SHARPTON:  If you had a son would it bother you if he was homo instead of your daughter?

DICK CHENEY:  I’d prefer to avoid hypotheticals about people’s sexual proclivities.

AL SHARPTON:  Whoa! I didn’t say anything about her clivity.

DICK CHENEY:  Huh?

AL SHARPTON:  You know, Mr. Dick, I think it’s better to have a lesbian daughter than a gay son. I mean, I don’t mind watching girls kiss if they’re good lookin’, but I couldn’t watch two men going at it. And I know lots of the gays so I’m not a homoprobe.

DICK CHENEY:  OK.

cheney 300x220 Sharpton Asks Dick Cheney: Is Obama a Bigger Pussy Than Jimmy Carter?AL SHARPTON:  Mr. Dick, you had a new heart planted in your chest.

DICK CHENEY:  Yes I did.

AL SHARPTON:  Do you know who had it before you?

DICK CHENEY:  No I do not.

AL SHARPTON:  What if you found out it was an African American heart?

DICK CHENEY:  Whoever’s heart I have I will always be grateful. I was given an extension on life that I can never repay.

AL SHARPTON:  Did you sign up for Obamacare? That could help you pay.

DICK CHENEY:  Maybe it would.

AL SHARPTON:  Iraq is imploding and you blame our Commander. Isn’t that like the saucer calling the cup a black?

DICK CHENEY:  You’re right, Iraq is imploding, and what’s Obama doing? He’s telling school kids global warming is going to kill them. The five top Taliban terrorists were just released from Guantanamo, the IRS is targeting conservatives, tens of thousands of immigrants are crossing our border, the V.A. is a nightmare and President Obama is harping about giving fathers maternity leave?

AL SHARPTON:  Be honest, do you think he’s a pussy?

DICK CHENEY:  I think President Obama is in over his head.

AL SHARPTON: If you had to choose, who’s the bigger pussy, Jimmy Carter or Obama?

carter obama smile1001281 300x200 Sharpton Asks Dick Cheney: Is Obama a Bigger Pussy Than Jimmy Carter?DICK CHENEY:  Well, they’re two totally different types of pussies.

AL SHARPTON:  What do you mean?

DICK CHENEY:  Carter was a passive, naive pussy and Obama, well, Obama’s an idiot.

AL SHARPTON:  So you’re saying Carter was the bigger pussy?

DICK CHENEY:  As far as pussies go, yeah, Carter might win, but …

AL SHARPTON:  So Carter is still the worst president ever. We’re out of time, Mr. Vice. Thanks for joining me on my news show where I host.

 

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