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Two Women Say Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey

Two Women Say Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey

WASHINGTON – Yet another Herman Cain scandal has been unearthed by the Politico news organization. The website reports that two women, who ask to remain anonymous, have come forward and said that in the late nineties Republican presidential candidate, Herman Cain, beat them senseless with a frozen turkey after they refused to accompany him...
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‘Parallel Parking with the Stars’ Debuts on NBC

‘Parallel Parking with the Stars’ Debuts on NBC

HOLLYWOOD – In a vigorous effort to compete with Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars and American Idol, NBC announced the premier of their new celebrity competition series Parallel Parking With The Stars, which debuts in February. With a newly structured no-holds-barred, winner-take-all approach, NBC is confident ‘Parallel Parking with the Stars’...
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Rick Fox Suffers Nervous Breakdown after Dancing with the Stars Elimination

Rick Fox Suffers Nervous Breakdown after Dancing with the Stars Elimination

LOS ANGELES – After he suffered what appears to be a severe mental collapse after being eliminated from ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, ex-NBA basketball player Rick Fox is resting comfortably in the psychiatric unit of an undisclosed Los Angeles area hospital. Doctors issued a statement earlier today describing Rick’s condition as “delicate” and...
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