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Two Women Say Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey

Two Women Say Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey

WASHINGTON – Yet another Herman Cain scandal has been unearthed by the Politico news organization. The website reports that two women, who ask to remain anonymous, have come forward and said that in the late nineties Republican presidential candidate, Herman Cain, beat them senseless with a frozen turkey after they refused to accompany him...
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New York City Passes Law to Begin Executing Smokers

New York City Passes Law to Begin Executing Smokers

NEW YORK CITY – After the mayor and city council of New York City approved a bill banning smoking in the city’s 1,700 parks and along its 14 miles of city beaches last year, it was announced this morning that another bill with much harsher repercussions will be signed into law next week. On...
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Airborne Body Parts Hamper Iraqi Anti-Smoking Campaign

Baghdad – An Iraqi parliament spokesperson, Ali Chaliphonific Achlac Mesopotamian-Nightmare, was interrupted mid-way through an anti-smoking speech yesterday when an explosion half a block away sent a human leg flying just inches above his head. Mr. Nightmare was in the middle of a passionate speech regarding the implementation of strict new anti-smoking laws in...
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