Posts Tagged ‘ Khalid Sheikh Mohammed ’

Obama’s Approval Rating Rises After Joe Biden Emasculates Himself

Obama’s Approval Rating Rises After Joe Biden Emasculates Himself

CAMBRIDGE, Md. – During the speech he delivered at the annual House Democratic retreat in January, Vice President Joe Biden disclosed that he’d fervently warned President Obama against moving forward with the attack that killed Osama bin Laden. Biden told congressional members that President Obama ignored his exhortation and stoically ordered U.S. special forces...
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to Appear on Extreme Jihadist Make-Over

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – As Nancy Lilt struggled to wash the matted hair of detainee Momar Khalic Osimian Gargoylamainia Husein, she spoke with The Daily Rash about her gripe with the Obama administration, particularly Attorney General Eric Holder. “We fly down here to Guantanamo Bay to fix these guys up, and they take their...
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