Posts Tagged ‘ President Barack Obama ’

Obama Chastises First Lady Over Unsightly Panty Lines

Obama Chastises First Lady Over Unsightly Panty Lines

WASHINGTON – In a rare display of harsh criticism, President Obama lambasted First Lady Michelle Obama as she and the presidential children were preparing to board Air Force One. When the President first arrived on the tarmac he was all smiles as he waved to press members and staff that had gathered to see...
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NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos ‘Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!’

NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos ‘Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!’

NEW YORK – In an editorial earlier this week the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle at Martha’s Vinyard, at one point exclaiming the president was “an example of rugged masculinity gone wild!” The newspaper derided critics of the president, even suggesting that John Boehner and Karl Rove...
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Michelle Obama Proposes Slaughtering Obese Children

LAS VEGAS – This weekend First Lady Michelle Obama spoke at a gathering of physicians and nutritionists at a Childhood Obesity forum at the Bellagio hotel. Sporting a sleeveless garment that allowed her toned arms to mesmerize awestruck attendees, the first lady regaled her admirers as physically fit waitstaff served healthy hors d’oeuvres and...
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Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder

Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder

WASHINGTON – Last night on PoliticsNation, MSNBC news anchor Reverend Al Sharpton grilled Attorney General Eric Holder on everything from Fast and Furious to racism. Following is a transcript of that interview: AL SHARPTON:  Welcome Mr. Secretary General of Defense. It’s a pleasure to sponsor you on my show. ERIC HOLDER:  Thank you. It’s...
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Obama and Biden Celebrate ObamaCare Anniversary with Cupcakes

Obama and Biden Celebrate ObamaCare Anniversary with Cupcakes

WASHINGTON – On Friday afternoon Vice President Biden surprised President Obama with candle-lit cupcakes in celebration of the second anniversary of Obama’s signature healthcare law. The moment was captured in photographs taken by the vice president’s gardener who, along with a couple of interns and maintenance workers, were the sole occupants of the celebration....
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OBAMA RESIGNS!

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced today that President Barack Obama will step down as the President of the United States so that he can focus on winning the 2012 Democratic presidential nomination. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, said the President plans to make an official announcement in a speech at Germany’s...
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Bob Woodward’s New Book Reveals Obama’s Secret Family

Bob Woodward’s New Book Reveals Obama’s Secret Family

WASHINGTON – Bob Woodward’s last book, the highly successful “Obama’s Wars,” has become a big seller again since last week’s addition of a new chapter about President Obama’s “secret” family. This morning Amazon announced an unheralded spike in sales of the $39.99 hardcover. “When people found out about Obama’s other family we had over...
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Koran Burning Pastor & Ground Zero Imam to Appear on Wife-Swap

Koran Burning Pastor & Ground Zero Imam to Appear on Wife-Swap

WASHINGTON – Vice President Joe Biden announced this morning that Florida Pastor Terry Jones and New York Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf have agreed to appear on the television show Wife-Swap. The vice president was all smiles as he explained that he was the one who approached the two controversial men about appearing on the...
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Vice President Biden Assaults Elderly Woman

MADISON, WISCONSIN –  Secret Service agents forcibly removed Vice President Joe Biden from a Democratic fund raiser in Madison yesterday after he brutally assaulted an elderly woman. When Margaret Millhouse told the vice president that she thought his administration was spending too much money, Biden leaned into the woman, prodded her with his finger...
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Obama: Blame for Oil Spill Falls On Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, DC – During his appearance last night on the Joy Behar Show, President Obama said that he is tired of taking the blame for everything and that it was time that his second in command started taking some of the heat. Obama reiterated what he’d said just hours earlier on The Maury Povich...
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