Posts Tagged ‘ President Bill Clinton ’

Hillary Clinton Meltdown: “This Was Supposed to be the Summer of Hillary!”

CEDAR RAPIDS – After enjoying a slice of mincemeat pie and coffee with local residents at the Wood-Knot diner this afternoon, Hillary Clinton appeared disappointed at the small number of reporters and cameras waiting for her outside the diner. As she waved to a passing car that honked several times, the former secretary of...
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The Addition of Cheerleaders at Obama Inauguration Fails to Boost TV Ratings

WASHINGTON – For the first time in the history of American presidential inaugurations, cheerleaders performed at the ceremonial swearing-in ceremony of the 57th Presidential Inauguration. Following Obama’s inauguration speech, the throng of jubilant spectators surrounding the stage in front of the U.S. Capitol were elated when the voluptuous cheerleaders were introduced by Chief Justice...
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Bill Clinton Accuses President Obama of Stealing Hillary’s iPad

Bill Clinton Accuses President Obama of Stealing Hillary’s iPad

WASHINGTON – Reports of trouble brewing between President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have been spreading like wild fire from sources inside the beltway. Washington insiders say the rumors have the potential of erupting into a full blown scandal. On Thursday Hillary and Bill Clinton attended an informal luncheon at the White...
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Obama Picks Personal Injury Lawyer for Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced this morning that President Obama has changed his mind and decided against Elena Kagan as his choice to replace John Paul Stevens as Supreme Court Justice. Although it was announced yesterday that the president had chosen Kagan, administration insiders say that the president did a complete about-face...
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Chelsea Clinton to Host Spin Class in Haiti

PORT AU PRINCE, HAITI – Chelsea Clinton plans to do her part to raise money for Haitian relief efforts by hosting a special Spin-class in Port Au Prince. Chelsea arrived in Haiti on Tuesday with former President William Jefferson Clinton. She asked to join her father on his mission to coordinate efforts to get...
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