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Occupy Wall Street Using Prostitutes to Deter Rapists

Occupy Wall Street Using Prostitutes to Deter Rapists

NEW YORK – In an effort to cut down on the rapidly growing number of rapes occurring at Occupy Wall Street demonstrations, organizers are encouraging sex workers to join the protests where they will be paid to help absorb the pent-up sexual frustrations of troubled revolutionaries who are unable to control their urges. Organizers...
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More and More Unemployed Men Resorting to Prostitution

More and More Unemployed Men Resorting to Prostitution

SCRANTON, PA – Eighteen months ago Brent Woods was working twelve hour days in his new profession as an iron worker scuttling up the sides of Pennsylvania highrise buildings with his spud wrench. After struggling the previous fifteen years as an unskilled laborer, Brent had embraced the iron worker trade with hopes of earning...
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Charlie Sheen’s Hairpiece Arrested, Held Without Bail

Charlie Sheen’s Hairpiece Arrested, Held Without Bail

NEW YORK – Charlie Sheen’s publicist told reporters today that Charlie was a victim not the culprit in Tuesday’s drunken, drug induced debacle at New York’s Plaza Hotel. The publicist had originally said that Charlie’s actions were due to an allergic reaction to medication, but now asserts that Sheen’s hairpiece caused him get drunk,...
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