Posts Tagged ‘ Rick Santorum ’

Gingrich Raised Additional Campaign Cash with Yard Sale

Gingrich Raised Additional Campaign Cash with Yard Sale

McLEAN, VIRGINIA – In what appears to be a last ditch effort to resuscitate his presidential aspirations, Newt Gingrich announced that he will have a yard sale next weekend in order to raise additional revenue for his floundering political campaign. Sources inside the Gingrich camp have expressed concern that the Republican candidate’s refusal to...
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Vice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum

Vice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum

WASHINGTON – In a surprising turn of events today, Vice President Joe Biden announced that he is backing Republican candidate Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race. The Vice President said he will continue to serve his country as second in command while he campaigns for Santorum on weekends. He assured his democratic base...
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Rick Santorum Performs Exorcism in Walmart Parking Lot

Rick Santorum Performs Exorcism in Walmart Parking Lot

CHICAGO – In February of 2012, following his speech to a group of supporters in the parking lot of a Walmart Super Center yesterday, former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum performed an exorcism on a woman in the back of a van. Santorum staff members confirmed the former senator liberated a woman from the...
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