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Large Naked Pedophile Picnics Outside Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant

Large Naked Pedophile Picnics Outside Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant

BEAVERTON, OREGON – Rod Sterling has been the assistant manager of Beaverton’s Chuck E. Cheese restaurant for eleven years. He’s had to deal with surly children, spilled drinks and crying toddlers. He’s helped burp babies, break up fights and calm impatient mothers. But for all his experiences in his eleven years as a Chuck...
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Obama: You Could Be Burning In The Flames of Hell!

Obama: You Could Be Burning In The Flames of Hell!

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama chided a reporter this afternoon in the Rose Garden after being asked how much worse things are expected to get. The reporter was referring to unemployment and the number of jobs lost in July. The president sighed and then admonished the reporter. “Do you know how bad things could...
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Debra Winger Claims Polanski Framed By Thirteen Year Old Tramp

ZURICH, SWITZERLAND – Last week Debra Winger read a letter to the public condemning the world’s reaction to the arrest of Roman Polanski for raping a thirteen year-old girl over thirty years ago. In what has been described as a surreal statement, she condemned the arrest and railed against his accuser, calling her a...
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