Posts Tagged ‘ Ron Paul ’

FBI Says Ron Paul Handed Out LSD to Occupy Wall Street Protesters

WASHINGTON – According to a report released by the FBI this afternoon, during his presidential campaign run in 2011, former Texas Congressman Ron Paul visited the Occupy Wall Street protests in lower Manhattan where it’s alleged he handed out LSD tabs to protesters. A former spokesperson for the Ron Paul for President committee fervently...
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White House Announces Beyonce to Perform at State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that pop star Beyonce accepted an invitation to perform at the State of the Union address on Tuesday. According to a post on President Obama’s Facebook page, when the president reaches the speaker’s rostrum in the house chamber to deliver his speech, Beyonce will descend from the...
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President Obama Vows to Repeal Health Care Law

President Obama Vows to Repeal Health Care Law

BEVERLY HILLS – At a fundraising dinner last night in the home of Kim Kardashian, President Obama made the surprising announcement that he’ll repeal the health care law if he’s re-elected. Initially Democratic strategists and pundits were startled to hear the news but within a short time the majority of them were appearing on...
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Gingrich Campaign Denies Hiring Man to Stare at Mitt Romney During Debate

Gingrich Campaign Denies Hiring Man to Stare at Mitt Romney During Debate

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Newt Gingrich’s campaign manager denies that anyone on his staff paid a man to stare at Mitt Romney in an intimidating way during last night’s Republican debate in Manchester. But an anonymous source claims that a Gingrich campaign staffer gave a sinister looking man $137 and McDonald’s gift certificates to glare...
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