Posts Tagged ‘ Satire ’

Chelsea Clinton Denies Al Sharpton’s Claim Hillary Wants Another Baby

When former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton visited NBC studios to promote her new children's book, Al Sharpton asked about her mother's wish to have more children.
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School Principal’s Head Mysteriously Tattooed During Drunken Blackout

School Principal’s Head Mysteriously Tattooed During Drunken Blackout

The last thing I remember is standing in my socks on the soggy bank of a lake arguing with a disgruntled midget. – School Principal Bertrand Calhoun Luedecking Jr. FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA – An elementary school principal is causing quite a stir in this southern California city after showing up to work last week...
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Hillary Clinton Says Nazi Salute at Book Signing Was Just a Silly Joke

MARTHA’S VINEYARD – At a crowded book signing yesterday former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was photographed doing a Nazi salute as she and several women around her laugh. When Mrs. Clinton was asked about the photograph after it went viral she laughed and said her Nazi salute was “just a silly joke.” This morning...
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Chelsea Clinton to Receive Emmy Award for Lifetime Achievement

The Television Academy announces it will present Chelsea Clinton with an honorary lifetime achievement award at the 67th Prime Time Emmys.
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George Will Questioned by Police After Loitering Outside Indiana Dairy Queen

LOGANSPORT, INDIANA - Conservative columnist and former Republican, George Will, was questioned by police yesterday after they received complaints he was loitering outside a local Dairy Queen in this north central Indiana city.
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I’m Thirteen and I Have Gonorrhea Debuts on MTV

NEW YORK – The much anticipated debut of MTV’s I’m Thirteen and I Have Gonorrhea is scheduled to air this Fall on Sunday Nights. After the heralded success of 16 and Pregnant, MTV hopes to capitalize on what it considers the fastest growing demographic in America – dysfunctional families eager to air their horrors...
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FBI Says Ron Paul Handed Out LSD to Occupy Wall Street Protesters

WASHINGTON – According to a report released by the FBI this afternoon, during his presidential campaign run in 2011, former Texas Congressman Ron Paul visited the Occupy Wall Street protests in lower Manhattan where it’s alleged he handed out LSD tabs to protesters. A former spokesperson for the Ron Paul for President committee fervently...
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Al Gore: ‘Global Warming Will Cause Millions of People’s Heads to Explode’

NEW YORK –  Former Vice President Al Gore issued a joint statement with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) this morning warning that unless drastic measures are taken this year to curb global warming, millions of people’s heads are going to explode. Speaking to U.N. delegates at the One World Economic Forum, Gore...
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Compton’s Drive-Thru Funeral Home a Source of Community Pride

When it comes to viewing the bodies of the dearly departed, few American cities hold a candle to the convenience and ease offered by Compton's drive-thru mortuary.
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Large Naked Pedophile Picnics Outside Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant

Large Naked Pedophile Picnics Outside Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant

BEAVERTON, OREGON – Rod Sterling has been the assistant manager of Beaverton’s Chuck E. Cheese restaurant for eleven years. He’s had to deal with surly children, spilled drinks and crying toddlers. He’s helped burp babies, break up fights and calm impatient mothers. But for all his experiences in his eleven years as a Chuck...
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