Posts Tagged ‘ Secretary of State Hillary Clinton ’

CIA Operatives Waterboard Producer of Anti-Islam Movie

WASHINGTON – A high level source inside the White House alleges that last weekend CIA operatives waterboarded Nakoula Basseley Nakoulathe, the film producer of the anti-Islam movie the Obama administration blames for the recent violence in the Middle East. The source claims that late Saturday night President Obama had a lengthy phone conversation with...
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Obama’s Approval Rating Rises After Joe Biden Emasculates Himself

Obama’s Approval Rating Rises After Joe Biden Emasculates Himself

CAMBRIDGE, Md. – During the speech he delivered at the annual House Democratic retreat in January, Vice President Joe Biden disclosed that he’d fervently warned President Obama against moving forward with the attack that killed Osama bin Laden. Biden told congressional members that President Obama ignored his exhortation and stoically ordered U.S. special forces...
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Bill Clinton Accuses President Obama of Stealing Hillary’s iPad

Bill Clinton Accuses President Obama of Stealing Hillary’s iPad

WASHINGTON – Reports of trouble brewing between President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have been spreading like wild fire from sources inside the beltway. Washington insiders say the rumors have the potential of erupting into a full blown scandal. On Thursday Hillary and Bill Clinton attended an informal luncheon at the White...
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Vice President Biden Assaults Elderly Woman

MADISON, WISCONSIN –  Secret Service agents forcibly removed Vice President Joe Biden from a Democratic fund raiser in Madison yesterday after he brutally assaulted an elderly woman. When Margaret Millhouse told the vice president that she thought his administration was spending too much money, Biden leaned into the woman, prodded her with his finger...
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Chelsea Clinton to Host Spin Class in Haiti

PORT AU PRINCE, HAITI – Chelsea Clinton plans to do her part to raise money for Haitian relief efforts by hosting a special Spin-class in Port Au Prince. Chelsea arrived in Haiti on Tuesday with former President William Jefferson Clinton. She asked to join her father on his mission to coordinate efforts to get...
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