GUANTANAMO – After living 15 years in an outdoor cage at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Ahmad Muhammad al-Shekau told prison counselors that the enthusiasm he once felt for inhumane atrocities had waned and that blood soaked carnage isn’t really much of a turn on anymore. He said boredom has had a profound effect...
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This afternoon democratic presidential candidate, Beto O’Rourke, caused a bit of a stir during his appearance on MSNBC with host, Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript of the interview that will air Sunday on Sharpton’s show, PoliticsNation, on MSNBC. AL SHARPTON: Welcome to PoliticsNation with your host, Reverend Al Sharpton. I’m Al Sharpton and...
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MALIBU – When Absinthe Carson drove her six and eight-year-old daughters to Alyssa Milano Elementary School this morning, her 11-year-old son, LeShawn X, was on a bus headed across town to Hollow Point Middle School in Compton. Instead of attending his last year at Milano, LaShawn enrolled in a school he felt would better...
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Washington Post Columnist Jennifer Rubin Says Her Gums Are Rotting Because of Donald Trump.
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JACKSON, GEORGIA – As family, friends and death penalty protesters mourned the execution of a convicted murderer at a correctional facility 50 miles outside Atlanta, prison executioner Rob Sterling was on a plane back to his home in southern California sipping a beer and reading Here’s the Story, a tell-all book by Maureen “Marcia...
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HILLSBORO, OREGON – Gregory “Moss Man” Liascos was arraigned at Hillsboro County courthouse this morning on charges of burglary and criminal mischief. The charges stem from his pre-dawn arrest in a wooded area outside the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals where police discovered Mr. Liascos disguised as a large lump of moss....
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NEW YORK – Macy’s department store has fired yet another Santa Claus employee for being drunk at their Herald Square location in Manhattan, their fifth Santa termination since November 25th. A spokesperson for Macy’s said two other Santas have been suspended without pay for three days and another was issued a verbal warning, all...
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"I was astonished by the staggering number of Crocs wearers who suffer from depression, anxiety, lack of ambition and an overall feeling of worthlessness."
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YEMEN – In an apparent attempt to escalate worldwide interest in the holy war against infidels, Inspire, al Qaeda’s Internet propaganda magazine, published its first swimsuit issue this week. In a teleconference call from an unknown location in Yemen, a spokesperson for the magazine, someone who called himself Larry, told reporters that Inspire’s swimsuit...
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NEW YORK – Former Vice President Al Gore issued a joint statement with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) this morning warning that unless drastic measures are taken this year to curb global warming, millions of people’s heads are going to explode. Speaking to U.N. delegates at the One World Economic Forum, Gore...
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