WASHINGTON – This afternoon Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, appeared on MSNBC’s PoliticsNation with host Al Sharpton to talk about his dad’s campaign and his own controversial affiliations in Ukraine. Following is a transcript of that interview which will air Sunday morning on MSNBC.
AL SHARPTON: Welcome to PoliticsNation, my own show on MSNBC. I’m your host, Al Sharpton, and today my guest is the son of formal Vice President Joe Biden. I welcome to my own show, Hummer Biden.
HUNTER BIDEN: Thank you for having me, Al.
SHARPTON: You may call me reverend.
BIDEN: Of course.
SHARPTON: Mr. Hummer, not only was your dad the formal vice for President Obama, but he’s also been a politician for a very long time.
BIDEN: Yes, he has dedicated his life to public service.
SHARPTON: And what service will his life provide?
BIDEN: Uh, well, like you said, he’s been the vice president and before that a senator and a congressman.
SHARPTON: And yet now he’s one of dozens of concubines fighting to win the presidential erection. Do you endorse him?
BIDEN: Of course. He will make a wonderful president. A Biden presidency will bring a more sober tone to the Oval Office.
SHARPTON: When did he get sober?
BIDEN: I just mean his demeanor and way of doing things will be more sober or restrained than what we’ve seen from the current administration.
SHARPTON: Are you saying Donald Trump is an alcoholic?
BIDEN: No, but he acts like a drunken sailor.
SHARPTON: Trump was in the Navy?
BIDEN: Not that I’m aware of. I meant that my dad’s administration will treat the office with the respect it deserves.
SHARPTON: I’ll have my staff look into Trump’s Navy career. Now, let’s talk about your job at the U-train. Some people allege the only reason you were hired is because your dad was the vice president. What say you?
BIDEN: I’m well aware that being Joe Biden’s son has opened many doors. But once I get in that door it’s up to me to get the job done.
SHARPTON: But 50 million dollars a month to drive a train?
BIDEN: (laughing) I wish I was making 50 million dollars a month.
SHARPTON: So ask your dad to get you a pay raise.
BIDEN: I have stepped down from many of my various board memberships so I don’t distract from my dad’s campaign.
SHARPTON: And what campaign is that?
BIDEN: His presidential campaign.
SHARPTON: I want to speak to you about his presidential masturbations, but I must first ask about his debate debarnacles. One time his eye sprocket filled up with blood and the next debate his teeth fell out. Do you think that could hurt his poll numbers?
BIDEN: My dad has been leading in the polls from the beginning and there doesn’t appear to be anything to stop him from getting the nomination.
SHARPTON: Elizabeth Warren and the mayor of Indiana are both beating your dad in some of the primate and carcass polls. Do you think that has anything to do with your dad’s teeth falling out?
BIDEN: My dad is doing fine. We’re not worried.
SHARPTON: There are people on the Internet saying you were wearing your dad’s dentures when you were interviewed on Good Morning America. What say you?
BIDEN: What?!
SHARPTON: They did look a lot like Joe Biden’s teeth. Did he loan them to you to wear on television?
BIDEN: Of course not!
SHARPTON: Are you officially denying, on my own show on MSNBC, that those were not your dad’s teeth?
BIDEN: Of course I deny that. That’s absurd.
SHARPTON: Are you wearing them now?
BIDEN: Absolutely not.
SHARPTON: Can you assure my viewing audience that you are not indeed wearing Joe Biden’s false teeth?
BIDEN: How am I supposed to do that?
(Al Sharpton pulls out a pair of pliers)
SHARPTON: I’ll just give them a little tug and we’ll have our answer.
BIDEN: Are you nuts?
SHARPTON: Are you declining to allow millions of Americans and even some un-Americans to know if those are your dad’s teeth?
BIDEN: I’m sorry, Reverend, but I just don’t like the idea of you pulling on my teeth with pliers.
SHARPTON: I assure you I will be gentle.
BIDEN: (nervously looking around studio) I don’t know about this.
SHARPTON: (Moving towards Hunter Biden with pliers) Let’s find out once and for all who those teeth really belong to.
BIDEN: Please, be careful. (Reluctantly opens mouth)
Al Sharpton leans over and and grimaces as he pulls on Hunter Biden’s teeth with his pliers.
BIDEN: Ouch! (Pulls away from Sharpton) That hurt, man!
SHARPTON: (Wiping pliers off with a cloth) Well, I can’t say for certain but I’m pretty sure those are not your dad’s false teeth.
BIDEN: You can’t say for certain? You just pulled on them with pliers. How much more evidence do you need?
SHARPTON: How do we know you didn’t use some Poligrip to glue them in? Why don’t we get you some corn on the cob?
BIDEN: I am not going to eat corn on the cob, Reverend. I’ve been more than accommodating. For gods sake, I let you pull on my teeth with pliers. You’re just going to have to accept that I am not wearing my father’s dentures.
SHARPTON: So you admit your dad has false teeth?
BIDEN: (sighing) My dad does not have false teeth and these teeth are mine. Those are the facts. I think it’s time to move on.
SHARPTON: Unfortunately we do need to move on, Hummer, because we’re out of time.
(Sharpton puts his hand to his ear piece)
SHARPTON: I have just learned from my producer that Donald Trump was indeed not in the Navy. So there you have it. I want to thank Hummer Biden for joining me on my own show on MSNBC.
(Hunter Biden forces a smile)
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